Kissing WTA players
May 13th, 2009 • danka, demented, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, lena v. always brings the lolz, maria shutupova, squeaky shoes ivanovic
Because I need to cheer myself up considering I won’t watch Lena-Momo… today… on clay…. because of uni. Woes.
Sometimes I think I could do a blog only about the LAWLZ of WTAWorld(now Tennisforum, or whatever)/MTF, but that would be too lurker-y. Even for me. Eh, anyway. Today I saw this thread up there:
If Maria, Ana, Dani and Elena wants to kiss you…
I would probably try letting down Lena nicely (really, Lena, I love you, just not like that) and then be all “Bitch plz!” to the other three. That being said, they should have given different options of Marias and Elenas. Kirilenko? Vesnina? Way better options, dudes.
P.S. I have a friend who thinks Muzzah is hotter than Rafa. She was dropped on her head as a baby, right?
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
I love ze Muzzah, but your friend was obviously dropped and dropped hard.
I’m surprised “along with Fernando Verdasco” wasn’t an option here somewhere…