Even if I drew a map to it
June 17th, 2009 • squeaky shoes ivanovic
Because I honestly have nothing better to post but that picture from the Daily Mail. When I stumbled upon that piece of art, I stopped myself and asked: do we really we need the dress to show where Ana‘s crotch is located? Really? Can we not guess that? In my innocent girly mind, I believe even the dumbest of all dumb guys could figure that out. Either way, that picture makes the Sex Song by Tastiskank start playing on my head.
Kids, don’t listen to that. And don’t read (part of) the lyrics below either.
You’re the worst sex I’ve ever had
It was so fucking bad
You couldn’t ever find my clit
Even if I drew a map to it
Gotta appreciate my taste in pop music.
P.S. I love when you guys promote my blog. Makes me feel speshful.
2 Responses (Add Your Comment)
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darklucia June 19, 2009at 3:22 am
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I do agree with all of the ideas you have presented in your post. They’re very convincing and will certainly work. Still, the posts are very short for beginners. Could you please extend them a little from next time? Thanks for the post.
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
omg that dress is insane in a bad way