WAGs > tennis players, obvs
July 1st, 2009 • Andy Murray, Andy Roddick, Maria Sharapova, Roger Federer, Tommy Haas, WAGs
C’MON, MANDY!!!!! WIN THIS THING!!!!!!
Moving on.

Roddick‘s wife, the “model”, Brookly Decker… teasing the photographers? Because, honestly, I can’t think of anything sexier than a piece of paper. Nom nom nom. And I remember looking for that cap in every single Lacoste store in Paris when that thing came out and they only had in men’s size. So either they released smaller model now or she has a very a big head. *insert 5645 dirty jokes involving the word head + her “modelling” career here* Yes, I am a terrible person. No wonder people search those awful things and it leads them to my blog.

Sara Foster, sweetie, you’re not that famous. Why are you hiding? Was today’s “pretend you’re goth” day? No? Then the answer is GET A BETTER OUTFIT. You have to dress better or the title of my favourite WAG will go to Mirka or something. Oh lol, I kid, I kid. I could never trade you for Miroslava. Maybe for Kim Sears, but certainly not for Mirka! :D
And just because I’m sure everyone misses the best WAG that has ever been — Camilla Belle, I must post a pic to remember the good times.

Bonus: a picture of the happy couple at its prime* before Camilla moved onto the ATP/prepubescent Disney boys.
*Must not make Muff Muncher jokes. Must not make Muff Muncher jokes. Must not make Muff Muncher jokes. Oh damn.
8 Responses (Add Your Comment)
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not that ordinary July 1, 2009at 5:51 pm
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What’s up, Krystle?
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daniel faraday July 1, 2009at 6:21 pm
i covet camilla’s bangs
i want that lacoste cap
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not that ordinary July 1, 2009at 9:36 pm
was I that obvious? or the email simply gave it away?=p
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not that ordinary July 1, 2009at 9:49 pm
also THIS > all.
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It was the e-mail, actually. :P
AND I AGREE WITH THE SPICE GIRLS > ALL.
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Betsy July 4, 2009at 6:06 pm
I MISS THEM =,(
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Thanks for the MashaBelle pic, B. Good times it was.
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
aww cutest pic ever. sharpy + camilla were the heydays.