WAGs > tennis players, obvs

July 1st, 2009 • ace ace andy, maria shutupova, muzzah, roger failderer, tommy haas, wags

C’MON, MANDY!!!!! WIN THIS THING!!!!!!

Moving on.

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Roddick‘s wife, the “model”, Brookly Decker… teasing the photographers? Because, honestly, I can’t think of anything sexier than a piece of paper. Nom nom nom. And I remember looking for that cap in every single Lacoste store in Paris when that thing came out and they only had in men’s size. So either they released smaller model now or she has a very a big head. *insert 5645 dirty jokes involving the word head + her “modelling” career here* Yes, I am a terrible person. No wonder people search those awful things and it leads them to my blog.

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Sara Foster, sweetie, you’re not that famous. Why are you hiding? Was today’s “pretend you’re goth” day? No? Then the answer is GET A BETTER OUTFIT. You have to dress better or the title of my favourite WAG will go to Mirka or something. Oh lol, I kid, I kid. I could never trade you for Miroslava. Maybe for Kim Sears, but certainly not for Mirka! :D

And just because I’m sure everyone misses the best WAG that has ever been — Camilla Belle, I must post a pic to remember the good times.

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Bonus: a picture of the happy couple at its prime* before Camilla moved onto the ATP/prepubescent Disney boys.

*Must not make Muff Muncher jokes. Must not make Muff Muncher jokes. Must not make Muff Muncher jokes. Oh damn.

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8 Responses (Add Your Comment)

  1. not that ordinary July 1, 2009
    at 5:51 pm

    aww cutest pic ever. sharpy + camilla were the heydays.

  2. Bárbara July 1, 2009
    at 5:58 pm

    What’s up, Krystle?

  3. daniel faraday July 1, 2009
    at 6:21 pm

    i covet camilla’s bangs

    i want that lacoste cap

  4. not that ordinary July 1, 2009
    at 9:36 pm

    was I that obvious? or the email simply gave it away?=p

  5. not that ordinary July 1, 2009
    at 9:49 pm

    also THIS > all.

  6. Bárbara July 1, 2009
    at 11:58 pm

    It was the e-mail, actually. :P

    AND I AGREE WITH THE SPICE GIRLS > ALL.

  7. Betsy July 4, 2009
    at 6:06 pm

    I MISS THEM =,(

  8. PJ July 7, 2009
    at 2:11 am

    Thanks for the MashaBelle pic, B. Good times it was.

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