Bye bye grass – I promise I won't miss you!
July 5th, 2009 • ace ace andy, roger failderer, wags, williamses
Thoughts all the ladies’ final: YAWN. How sucky to have a final like that after the EPIC Serena semis. O well.
Thoughts all the men’s final: YAWN. I don’t care if it was 789845-789843 on the fifth set. It felt like I was watching two pros practice their serves. Congratulations, Federer, on being the greatest ever yadda yadda yadda. Next.
Q. How would you describe what you did today?
ANDY RODDICK: I lost.
No shit, Andy. BYE GRASS, SEE YOU NEXT YEAR. Don’t let the door hit you on your way out. BYEEEEEEEEEEEE. Now, can we pls fast-forward to clay? Fine, fine, I’ll be nice during the American hardcourt season. *pouts*
Kim Sears looking pretty as fuck in a gorgeous blue Fred Perry cardigan fyt.
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
