The Danish Cutie update
August 6th, 2009 • Agnieszka Radwanska, Caroline Wozniacki, Fashion, Maria Sharapova, Sorana Cirstea, Victoria Azarenka
As Vika and Sharapova battle out on LA, I post here. Why? Because there’s no frakkin’ stream. WOES doesn’t quite cover it. So, instead, I’m going to do a ¡CARO UPDATE! post. I don’t know if it’s because I’m truly biased and love the kid to death or because she really brings the lolz.
The following are pictures of Caro on the evening of her 19th birthday. After losing the Båstad final, she went to Copenhagen to celebrate, truly in style, at a Britney Spears concert.
According to the source, not only 
was there, but also the Radwanskas (link to pic of Happy!Caro hugging Happy!Aga). Rest of the pictures are here.
Can I just comment on Caro’s purse for a a second here? That’s either fake or the ugliest piece of clothing Karl Lagerfeld has ever designed. Seriously, what is that? It always baffles me how people with much money can dress so poorly. I will present someone with a cookie if they can find the collection that monstrosity belongs to. And if Caro wanted some over the top Chanel bag, this is what she should have bought. SILLY GIRL. Where’s Vika to teach you these things?
But you know, whatever whatever. At least bitch is wurkin’ her purple nail polish. Onto the rest of the “LOL Caro, what ya doin’?”:
Caro practicing in LA. Clothes are so obviously overrated. And last, but not least, Caro meets David Beckham.
P.S. Vika, YOU IDIOT. I don’t need to watch the match to know you played like a moron. The number of Sharapova’s double faults already tells me that.
6 Responses (Add Your Comment)
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loltennis August 6, 2009at 2:47 am
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THE BABY, OMFG. AFTER THAT BABY THERE WAS ANOTHER BABY CRYING. LIKE, WE CAN SAFELY SAY THE BABIES THREW POOR VIKA OFF. (I’m not that mature. Fuck you, Maria.)
I was never a fan of Sleeping Beauty but smooth way of calling Sorana’s outfit trashy.
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the numba 1 is back, bitches!!!!
Vika is a stupid kid, when Maria has her age, she already have 2 slams!
Is not easy, like play with Wozniacki or any stupid teenager in the WTA.!The green headbands win!!!!
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Annalisa August 6, 2009at 4:12 pm
Look at Caro rockin’ the tennis tan: the thighs and the ankles. You don’t really play tennis if you don’t have it. =]
I’m a Sharapova fan (but please don’t shun me), but I have to admit that Wozniacki moves a lot better on court than her.
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BrofUJu August 6, 2009at 4:12 pm
Oh sweet Jebus, what are those girls wearing. So hilarious that Caro partied with the Rads and Banana, wonder if anyone else was there. Also, in light of the extreme bitchiness that sometimes gets thrown down.
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daniel faraday August 7, 2009at 12:12 am
lol
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
IT WAS HER FIRST MATCH IN FOREVER. THE BABY THREW HER OFF. Yes, these are excuses, fuck you. But well done, Maria. (She probably hired the baby.)
Sorana looks like one of those fairies in Sleeping Beauty. The green one. Flora, was it? If Flora wore trashy white sandals.