This might as well become a pictures blog
August 7th, 2009 • caro the danish cutie, maria shutupova, sorana banana, the radwanskas, vika azarenka, watching tennis is cool
Sorana Banana took out Aga Radwanska today with a 7-6(4) 1-6 7-5. Not even taking in consideration Banana is unseeded, she won one game total in her last two matches against Aga combined. One. So, yes, I’d call that result an upset. Aga was serving for the match at 5-4, while Sorana was crying with her head down as Adidas coach Sven calmed her down. I was already in a midst of screaming “YES!!!! AGA!!!!” and “Poor Sori :(” when shebroke Aga’s serve. Caro was watching the tight match from the sidelines, looking as cute as ever — nervously biting her fingernails. Oy. Now this makes eight quarterfinals so far this year for Aga. Eight quarterfinals and no semis. I’d say someone has a problem.
Her opponents reactions regarding her recent wins, you ask?
Not so good, no.
What about Sorana?
Happy times. 
Oh Sorana, you think you can come here and sway me with your smile only?
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Fine, gurl. Good luck in the semis. I’ll be cheering for you. Idk why the players think they can make me forget the WOES they bring me so fast.
No, Vika, I will not forget all the FAIL that was losing second round to an off-form Sharapova.
FINE, FINE. Kick ass in Cincy then, will you?
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
Who needs words when you can have such telling pictures, Sorana seriously looks like a cartoon villain in the first one and adorablesadfacevika needs no explanation.