Marat is hot as “protective” brother, Dinara isn’t smart enough to open coconuts

August 12th, 2009 • bb safina, the russian sexgod

Marat‘s press conference yesterday after losing to Monfils was, well, adorable in his hippo-way of being. The journalist said his sister wasn’t playing so well but now she is (that was before her match against Vinci, d’oh) and asked how Marat felt about it.

“I’m enjoying it, but she (Dinara) — she’s a hard worker. So for her, everything is like a battle. She wants it. She wants it badly. She spends so much time on court. I think she is more professional than all the players together.
So when she’s trying and she’s — nobody believed that she’s going to be No. 1 in the world. Nobody believed that she going to be top 10 even two, three years ago.
So look where she is right now. A lot of people they giving her trouble, okay, she’s No. 1 in the world but she never won a Grand Slam.
So it’s a little bit — it gets tough on her. But she’s there. She’s fighting. She’s trying. I’m really proud of her that she can stand, and I tell everybody to fuck off basically in every press conference. I would do this way, but unfortunately she’s very polite to you guys.
But I’m really proud that she’s holding up herself even though that’s somebody can be really rough on her. She’s there. I hope she can be No. 1 for a long time so she can prove to everybody that they can go fuck themselves.“

Seriously, you guys. That made my heart flutter. Sometimes, I don’t even like posting about Marat because nowadays he only brings me pain. He doesn’t really care about the sport anymore and it’s obvious he just wants the season to be over so he can go to his retire-land and date a few sluts. But a few years ago, when he was still, you know, winning, he would bring me so much happiness. Being his smart ass self on pressers, talking about David Lynch and trashing books like The Da Vinci Code. I don’t think it needs to be said that he will be missed.

And to prove hilariousity runs in the blood, Dinara explains why her left hand is all taped. She lost a fight with a coconut.

“I would say I lost a bet with a coconut. I was trying to open a coconut and actually didn’t open it very good because the knife slipped and it went straight into my hand. It was pretty deep. I was lucky that I was able to play in Los Angeles because until the day before the tournament I didn’t hit any backhands. There was no chance I could hit any backhand.”

The Safins… they sure are special.

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