Talented tennis player is talented
August 14th, 2009 • demented, maria shutupova, vika azarenka, weird! heterosexuality.
I was going to come here and whine about Vika. Basically, I’d say she’s a hot mess (emphasis on the mess) and that eleven double faults is only acceptable if your last name is Dementieva. And, honestly, not even Lena serves this badly nowadays. If Vika wants to be a top 5, win a slam, the whole shebang, the needs to improve that 85mph serve. Get a serve coach. Lena got Richard Krajicek. Maybe Vika should stop by in the qualifying rounds and ask Misa for his phone number. You know, just a thought.
Moving on. I don’t know if you guys are familiar with this, but Maria Sharapova has this section on her website called “Weekly Doodles”. Go there, click on the “Off The Court” and then on the “Weekly Doodles” and laugh your ass off. My friend, who obviously has as much time on her hands as me, wrote this hilarious satire of her doodles. I decided to post her because, what the hell, I’m still mourning the loss/slump of my #1 girlcrush. I could use some cheering up.
Maria’s Weekly Doodles
Hi everyone! just got back from training with michael, boy is he a tough workout. anyways we were talking in the car about celbrities that we wuld want to be stranded on a dessert island with and my top 5 were
1) orlando bloom – omg he’s soooooooooooo cute i love him and if he was just so sweet when i met him in paris <3
2) johnny depp – hes a great actor and soo hott
3) brad pitt – i luv him in mr & mrs smith. angelina is one lucky woman!!!! ;)
4) george cloony – his voice is so sexii and camilla was in that nespresso commercial with him … definitely convinced me to buy a nespresso machine he he :)
5) zac efron – i only saw the first high school musical on a plane but he is so cuteeee and i luv the fact that he can sing because thats exactly what im looking for in a man someone who can sing and is just a man heh he i dont know if you can tell but i love boys!!!!!!! now if only there were some good ones left…ladies u know what i mean ;)well, for the rest of the day i think i am just going to chill after i see my physical therapst. in fact i think me and camilla are staying in tonight from all that wild partying with hott boys to watch my favorite movie how to lose a guy in 10 days!!!! :) :) :) :) :) (this is what a happy maria looks like, michael) omg, matthew mcconagey hes so hot and cute!! i cant believe i forgot him
ill decide where he fits in later :)
love you all xx
Maria
I’ll end this with a lefty:
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
