FML.

September 4th, 2009 • francesca schiavone, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, na li, squeaky shoes ivanovic, vika azarenka

I completely understand this year’s USO is one of these tourneys where everyone I even remotely care about loses early. But some things, just some things, are totally uncalled for. And these things, they not just hurt me, but they also also harm the ratings, increase the number of suicides and make the Wimbledon’s officials really, really sad. So I’m just throwing this one out there so  someone explains to me how we went from this possible match-up:

127 x 128

To get this?

129 x 130

I don’t get it. Why do the pretty girls need to be such headcases? So much frakkin’ talent and yet so brainless. Anyway.

Maria Kirilenko, congrulations on finally getting another third round at a slam. Next time, let’s make into the second week, yeah?

Victoria Azarenka, you’re an idiot. Please get your shit together and end this slump.

Oh yes, all the credit to Na Li and Fran. As Ana would say, the way you look doesn’t help you win points on a tennis court. But sometimes, you sure wish it did. I’m sure Ana would agree with me.

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3 Responses (Add Your Comment)

  1. daniel faraday September 4, 2009
    at 7:32 pm

    fran doesn’t look thzt bad in that picture

    and li na doesn’t look any different from any girl in action

    obvious shallow

  2. Chace September 4, 2009
    at 7:42 pm

    Do you mean this little thing

    http://sports.espn.go.com/photo/2009/0403/ten_g_azarenka2_200.jpg

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GWJatwb-WlI/R_E4HNMl1VI/AAAAAAAAChg/lQJn9TWd06g/s400/azarenka+miami+4.jpg

    .. without photo shop Miss Azarenka is far from special IMO. Her nose is about the size of Belarus.

    Masha K IS AMAZE, but lets not pretend that anyone expected her to match up against Azarenka in the 4r.

    Li Na is not a stunner, but that’s a bit unfair
    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/15/li_na2.jpg

    Franny is far from any help though.

  3. Barbara September 5, 2009
    at 11:19 am

    I’m highly biased when it comes to Vika, because any picture of her makes me go all “♥♥♥♥♥”. And I actually like big noses but let’s not discuss my weird taste.

    Na Li is not ugly but it should have been KIRI-VIKA DAMMIT. And it would probably be a good match, Kiri leads the h2h.

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