Man fulfils dreams of all Rafa’s fans: kisses him when shirtless
September 9th, 2009 • F-Lo, carlos, holy rafa

Last night, after Rafa was victorious against Monfils, a streaker invaded the court. The crazy fan planted one on Rafa’s cheek as the boy was changing shirts. Hear that sound? It’s the sound of thousands of fangirls (and fanboys) dying of jealousy. All the funny aside, we don’t need any other Seles incident in this sport. Thankfully for everyone, the streaker only had a camera in his hands. According to the Tennis Channel, the man was arrested and is being charged with trespassing and will possibly face jail time if convicted. U.S. Open’s head of security informed they increased the protection and won’t happen again.
What did Rafa think about this?
“For me, it wasn’t a problem. The guy was really nice. He said, ‘I love you,’ and he kissed me.”
Oh, Rafa. I love you and your fine heterosexual ass. Never change.


Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
I just about died of giggles and cuteness-overload because of this.