Being a ~*celebrity*~ + Rain
September 15th, 2009 • Kim Clijsters, Melanie Oudin, Yanina Wickmayer
Earlier today, U.S. Open Official Believer, Melanie Oudin, made an appearance on The Ellen Show. In a pretty sweet interview, we find out the whole world agrees that Melanie is a cradle robber and that meeting Ellen Degeneres > winning tennis matches. But it’s not like we didn’t know that. Still watchable and will most likely lift your mood.
After the interview, they played some tennis. Well, “tennis”, actually. To play doubles, Ellen paired up with Queen Latifah and Melanie with some random dude.
You know, in my time, lesbians used to be better players. Just sayin’. I’m sure Martina and BJK would not approve that.
And this is a BONUS to this post: Have you ever wondered what tennis players do during rain delays? Well, here’s what Team Belgium does. Cuties.
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
I’m not even American and I love Melanie. Kid always seems like she’s had too much sugar though. Adorable.
I think it was Carillo who called her out on being a “cougar.”