Call me when you learn how to speak ten languages
September 15th, 2009 • caro the danish cutie
Caro‘s runner-up speech at the U.S. Open. Edited by yours truly.*
- English? Check.
- Danish? Check.
- Polish? Check.
- Me dead? Check!
*So what the quality sucks? I edited on Quicktime. Give me a break.
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.