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October 8th, 2009 • holy rafa, the russian sexgod
Of course due to timezones I can’t really watch the tennis. But, tournaments in Asia have this great advantage most tourneys don’t: Pictures. So. Many. Effing. Pictures. In most countries, you’re lucky if there are five pictures or your favourite player in their first round match. In Asia? There are like 50. Fans appreciate it. Two thumbs up for you guys.
Moving on.
Rafa today (yesterday? this is confusing) defeated Blake 7-5 in the third after wasting three MPs on the second set. He will now play…. wait for it….. Marat Safin for a semifinal spot. Can you hear that sound? It’s the sound of girls and gay guys squealing and flaining. Dear goodness, it’s too high pitched for my ears.
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Nastasie October 8, 2009at 5:25 pm


Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
Dude…do you remember that we – as in YOU and I – totally created the Russian sexgod meme?
I don’t even like Safin anymore, but whenever I see people mention ~The Church~ I kind of want to go, “*taps shoulder* Hey, did you know I invented that?” :-P
Ok, I’ll leave now.