“I’m glad she gave me the match. It worked out pretty well for me.”
October 27th, 2009 • jj, vika azarenka
Match 1: Azarenka def. Jankovic 6-2 6-3
The day in Doha started in a quite anti-climatic way. The official tour diva and one of the most promising youngsters didn’t seem to attract the residents. Lots of empty places. And the ones that were filled, belonged to unenthusiastic fans that seemed to believe clapping was overrated. The match itself was also far from stellar. In the two sets Vika and JJ played, the Serbian manage to make 33 unforced errors.
JJ herself agreed her performance was poor. “I gave the match away”, she said. Vika’s response? “I’m glad she gave me the match. It worked out pretty well for me.” OOOOOH BURN.
Onto the outfits, Vika still fails to comprehend what “clothes that fit” truly means. It’s okay, it’s endearing. And I really love the blue. I just don’t know what’s going on with the dark blue + black sneakers. They match with nothing in the outfit. They don’t even look Nike’s (or tennis shoes, for the matter in fact). I’ll choose to believe she lost a bet to her coach and, in return, she has to wear ridiculously manly sneaker. Yeah, that’s the theory I’m going for. Why yes, I do like to be completely oblivious to the girl’s bad fashion sense. Why do you ask?
JJ’s dress on the other hand… is not as bad as I expected? Seriously, I’m as shocked as you guys are. It’s much more simple than the absurd frilly stuff Anta has come up with her the whole year. And I actually like the stripes. Of course, I could live without the double-layer thing but I’m in no position to complain, right?
The highlights for the match can be watched here, at the WTA website. For the White Group, tomorrow, Vika will 4th seed Caroline Wozniacki and JJ will play first seed Dinara Safina.
And now a tiny Vika picspam, because, gosh, I’ve missed that bratty little thing.
I like fist pumping pictures. Maybe it’s because I’m a Rafa fan.
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Jennifer October 28, 2009at 7:50 am
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that Vika’s shoes are pretty… weird? Except of that the outfit is fine, because the blue is just wonderful. If the shirt would fit her it would be even better.
And I quite like JJ’s dress, too. The colour is nice and I looove the stripes. The double-layer thing could have been done better but Anta already did A LOT worse.
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
You know Vika only dresses badly so people will point it out to her and she can punch them in a face. With her everything’s an excuse to get in a fight.