Getting down with 3P (Porn, Petkorazzi and, uh…)

May 27th, 2010 • off-topic, petkorazzi

Play starts in eight hours and I should be getting some sleep but I’m too busy laughing at my own blog. My dorkiness — IT KNOWS NO BOUNDS. I was looking at the recent ‘search terms’ that lead people to Fierce Tennis and I started giggling like a maniac. I believe it’s time for another of these posts.

DUN DUN DUN. *cue to dramatic music* (Also, apparently my readers have an obsession with who’s gay and who isn’t? Colour me surprised. Let me get on with it now.)

Just today, some of the search terms were:

  • lesbian sex wta tour
  • rezai slut
  • almagro shirtless (ED NOTE: ew.)
  • verdasco lopez baby

A few more from this past week:

  • did justine henin have a baby
  • tennis player forget her shorts
  • vika azarenka cameltoe
  • “elena dementieva” and “crotch”
  • wobbly legs porn
  • myskina naked free
  • andy roddick ass
  • allez bitch

ALSO: I sense a theme:

  • petkorazzi
  • petkovic andrea
  • andrea petkovic grunt
  • andrea petkovic legs
  • petkorazzi
  • is andrea petkovic a lesbian (ED NOTE: Yes, she is.*)
  • andrea petkovic grunt
  • andrea petkovic hot

And here, a Petkorazzi picture because that’s obviously the only thing you guys are interested in:

TENNIS-OPEN/

You guys know she choked, right?

I feel like I should be more selective of what I post. Soon Google will mistake my blog for a porn website. A gay porn website.

*Jk.

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3 Responses (Add Your Comment)

  1. daniel faraday May 27, 2010
    at 10:19 pm

    Soon Google will mistake my blog for a porn website. A gay porn website.

    What do you mean ‘soon’?

    It obviously already does…

  2. Ivan August 7, 2010
    at 12:26 pm

    Sheis lesbian?…how do you know that? :(

  3. Antonietta Sheahan December 30, 2010
    at 10:24 am

    RT if u watch to much porn

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