Stuff I’m not good at: #455756 blogging
September 2nd, 2010 • Uncategorized
I AM THE WORST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD. SORRY, EVERYONE. I’ll sum up my thoughts on the U.S. Open so far and you guys can, like, be happy this is an ACTUAL POST. (WOW. I’M IN A CAPSLOCK MOOD TODAY.)
- Andrea Petkovic won a tough match. Most importantly: she didn’t choke. Ok, she did, but what matters is she still won. ESPN was rewarded with a blog. It’s wonderful. I want to marry her. I’m afraid I don’t stand a chance. (Or do I? CALL ME, PETKO. 555-I-AM-A-FIERCE-BITCH-BABY)
- Remember the Stella dress I was very excited to see? I’m eager to take a look at the rest of it, like, say, the bit that covers Caroline Wozniacki‘s ass. I bet it’s AMAZING.
- Victoria Azarenka broke my heart. Must be Wednesday.
- Someone is looking like a fierce bitch in all-black, and it ain’t Roger Federer.
- ‘Whine, whine, whine, whine’–my article on Andy Roddick‘s loss.
That’s it, I think. I missed you kids. Did you guys miss me? Don’t answer that.
3 Responses (Add Your Comment)
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The freaking out over Vika on twitter made up for the lack of blogging. It was definatley a wednesday or friday…or any grandslam.
Caro finally wears a nice dress and then runs out of material for it.Great.
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Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
I’ve only now noticed Rafa’s kit matches the frame of his Babolat.
Stella designed that dress for Caro’s evil, sluttier twin, Carol. The one who is the ABSOLUTE FAVORITEST to this year’s USO. Linda, loura e arrasadora.