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Man fulfils dreams of all Rafa’s fans: kisses him when shirtless
September 9th, 2009 • 1 comment F-Lo, carlos, holy rafa
Last night, after Rafa was victorious against Monfils, a streaker invaded the court. The crazy fan planted one on Rafa’s cheek as the boy was changing shirts. Hear that sound? It’s the sound of thousands of fangirls (and fanboys) dying of jealousy. All the funny aside, we don’t need any other Seles incident in this sport. Thankfully for everyone, the streaker only had a camera in his hands. According to the Tennis Channel, the man was arrested and is being charged with trespassing and will possibly face jail time if convicted. U.S. Open’s head of security informed they increased the protection and won’t happen again.
What did Rafa think about this?
“For me, it wasn’t a problem. The guy was really nice. He said, ‘I love you,’ and he kissed me.”
Oh, Rafa. I love you and your fine heterosexual ass. Never change.
Two gays make a straight
July 20th, 2009 • 1 comment F-Lo, carlos, forza!, holy rafa, wags, weird! heterosexuality.
I’m pretty sure there will never be a sports fandom as entertaining as tennis. Football is a close second, with the boys constantly getting arrested and with all the famous WAGs like the fabulous Cheryl Cole and the skinny bitch Victoria Beckham. But tennis? On tennis we have the boys dating the lesbian icons and that’s enough to have me lol-ing for all eternity. It all started with Haas dating Sara Foster — and me going “TOMMY IS DATING AMY! FROM D.E.B.S.! AMY!! OH LOLOLOL”. After that, we had Feli awkwardly posing with model-turned-actress Laura Sánchez.
Sánchez, when not posing with hot tennis players, plays a cop that likes to make out with redheaded girls in v. appropriate places such as labs and parking lots in the Spanish TV show Los Hombres de Paco.
Now, to leave me amused FOR-EVER, Carlos Moya is dating Carolina Cerezuela.
Okay, so, technically he’s been dating her for a while but I hadn’t recognized her. When I saw Carlos at the Madrid Open with her, my thoughts were “Why is his hair like that? I don’t like it. What a manwhore he is, cheated on Flavia. Who’s that girl though? I’ve seen her somewhere” and such. I wasn’t really focused on finding out who his girlfriend was. So when my friend pointed out on her twitter that Carlos was dating an actress from Hospital Central, everything clicked. And by clicked, I mean I reacted like “OMG IT’S VERO, CARLOS IS DATING VERO. VERO OMG. GAY VERO FROM HOSPITAL CENTRAL! VERO!”*
So, anyway, given that most people here are familiar with Carlos Moya, I’ll post this video of his girlfriend so you can all find it amusing he’s dating VERO FROM HOSPITAL CENTRAL (capslock needed):
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hN5QaYcfgg]
Tennis, you guys, I love it. Even when there’s not a single tournament I care about going on.
BONUS: I feel like this picspam at iheartrafa of Rafa Nadal clinging boys is very appropriated for this post.
*and I don’t even watch Hospital Cental. Or any Spanish shows — I should mention that. But still, lol.
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
