Last night, after Rafa was victorious against Monfils, a streaker invaded the court. The crazy fan planted one on Rafa’s cheek as the boy was changing shirts. Hear that sound? It’s the sound of thousands of fangirls (and fanboys) dying of jealousy. All the funny aside, we don’t need any other Seles incident in this sport. Thankfully for everyone, the streaker only had a camera in his hands. According to the Tennis Channel, the man was arrested and is being charged with trespassing and will possibly face jail time if convicted.  U.S. Open’s head of security informed  they increased the protection and won’t happen again.
What did Rafa think about this?

“For me, it wasn’t a problem. The guy was really nice. He said, ‘I love you,’ and he kissed me.”

Oh, Rafa. I love you and your fine heterosexual ass. Never change.

Sánchez, when not posing with hot tennis players, plays a cop that likes to make out with redheaded girls in v. appropriate places such as labs and parking lots in the Spanish TV show Los Hombres de Paco.

Now, to leave me amused FOR-EVER, Carlos Moya is dating Carolina Cerezuela.

Okay, so, technically he’s been dating her for a while but I hadn’t recognized her. When I saw Carlos at the Madrid Open with her, my thoughts were “Why is his hair like that? I don’t like it. What a manwhore he is, cheated on Flavia. Who’s that girl though? I’ve seen her somewhere” and such. I wasn’t really focused on finding out who his girlfriend was. So when my friend pointed out on her twitter that Carlos was dating an actress from Hospital Central, everything clicked. And by clicked, I mean I reacted like “OMG IT’S VERO, CARLOS IS DATING VERO. VERO OMG. GAY VERO FROM HOSPITAL CENTRAL! VERO!”*

So, anyway, given that most people here are familiar with Carlos Moya, I’ll post this video of his girlfriend so you can all find it amusing he’s dating VERO FROM HOSPITAL CENTRAL (capslock needed):

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hN5QaYcfgg]

Tennis, you guys, I love it. Even when there’s not a single tournament I care about going on.

BONUS: I feel like this picspam at iheartrafa of Rafa Nadal clinging boys is very appropriated for this post.

*and I don’t even watch Hospital Cental. Or any Spanish shows — I should mention that. But still, lol.