Archive for caro the danish cutie
Love is in the air
January 5th, 2010 • 2 comments caro the danish cutie, vika azarenka
I JUST WANT THEM TO GET GAY MARRIED ALREADY.
A super cute girl with a polish name — The song (yes, you heard that right, THE SONG)
December 26th, 2009 • 4 comments caro the danish cutie, vika azarenka
First, I’d like to thank playalovegame for pointing this out and making my life a bit brighter. Second, I’d like to ask if Caro is putting something on the water of her fans. After Woz Woz (I can’t even type that without laughing), we now have Super Cute Girl With A Polish Name.
her backhand’s as sweet as orange sorbet
i sure hope she’s a little gay (even .1% will do)
she’s a super cute girl with a polish name
Omg so catchy.
To please the video maker and me (Hello excuse to post a picture of rockstar Vika! ♥):
.1%, right?
ETA:
Let’s discuss rockstars
December 22nd, 2009 • caro the danish cutie, david ferrer, spice girls, tommy robredo, vika azarenka
(or my WTA babies)
Yesterday, we had an exhibition in Kiev, Ukraine with quite a few stars: Victoria Azarenka, Caroline Wozniacki, Anna Kournikova, David Ferrer and Tommy Robredo. This exhibition was also a valid opportunity for me to go “HEEEE VIKA AND CARO ILU BABIES GO CONQUER THE TOUR” except more calmly. A lot more calmly, I promise.
They played a set, in which Caro won 7-5. I’m sure Caro pushed the balls and Vika hit them as hard as she could.
They made out after the match because Vika found out she was going get some shiny present for Christmas. Not a puppy though. Maybe an engagement ring?
After the singles match, Vika parterned up with Tommy to play against fucking rockstar, Anna Kournikova and David Ferrer.
Vika/Tommy defeated Anna K./Ferru 6-3. Anna K. wasn’t as amused as Vika by the outcome.
BONUS: Victoria Azarenka thinks ridiculous hats are fashionable. Bless that lil’ chavtastic Belarussian.
What is this. I don’t even…
November 14th, 2009 • 1 comment angelique kerber, caro the danish cutie, the radwanskas
More pictures from the Radwanskas, Caro Wozniacki and Angelique Kerber vacations in Mauritius.
Having fun, aren’t we, ladies?
More pictures can be seen here. Amusing, ladies, v. amusing.
Aga is popular with da ladieeeesssss + Caro loves chocolate
November 3rd, 2009 • 3 comments caro the danish cutie, the radwanskas
Old picture from Doha but I just had to. Look at her smile. Oh, Rads, never change, okay?
NOM OM OM. From Doha’s players’ party. Caro enjoying the chocolate fondue and, apparently, not realizing there’s plenty for all of them. Gotta love how Ula was there even if she isn’t even ranked inside the top 60. Girl has no shame — does anything for a free meal.
MUST WATCH VIDEO: Player Party in Doha
November 1st, 2009 • 6 comments caro the danish cutie, vika azarenka
Even with all the dancing in Doha, this might have been the CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK.
(CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE VIDEO)
Victoria Azarenka (on Caro): “She’s a great pusher. I’ve never seen anyone push the ball that bad.”
Caroline Wozniacki (on Vika): “She’s actually a brainless ballbasher that just hits every single ball as hard as she can. And I think that’s actually why we compliment each other so well. Because I push the ball back in the court all the time and she just hits it as hard as she can. And somehow we get the good rallies.”
Victoria Azarenka: “And that’s why we play for three hours. Because we can’t do anything else.”
CUTENESS OVERLOAD: You see it here at Fierce Tennis first.
Caro, Ula, Piotr are all single ladies/will survive
October 30th, 2009 • 1 comment caro the danish cutie, the radwanskas
CUTENESS OVERLOAD.
Tomorrow’s OOP
October 30th, 2009 • 2 comments caro the danish cutie, jj, williamses
Centre Court (from 14.00hrs)
- Cara Black/Liezel Huber vs. Samantha Stosur/Rennae Stubbs
- Venus Williams vs. Jelena Jankovic (NB 16:30)
- Serena Williams vs. Caroline Wozniacki
- Nuria Llagostera Vives/María José Martínez Sánchez vs. Serena Williams/Venus Williams
A one-legged girl and a player that shouldn’t even be in the semis against a Williams each. Oh, WTA, you never fail to bring the LOLZ into my life.
Woes and hugs
October 30th, 2009 • 6 comments caro the danish cutie, jj, lena v. always brings the lolz, the radwanskas, vika azarenka
If I was the chairman of the WTA, I’d think something was wrong. Hell, I’d know something was wrong. It’s bad enough that they have to use a second alternate in a 8-player tournament. But having another player cry on court, after the whole Caro drama? It’s terrible. This is sport, not a hospital. We shouldn’t have this many girls taped up, limping around while trying to hit yellow balls. It’s not entertaining to watch.
Vika today had everything to make her first YEC semifinals ever. She was up 6-4 5-2 against Aga. She failed. She had back and leg problems. We were forced to see another play tear up. I was not amused. My heart was broken.
With this defeat, the players to through in the White Group (aka The “omg we’re dying dyiiiiinnnng” Group) are JJ (I know, wtf) and Caro. I will post the cute moments of Caro and Ula in the stands when someone puts the videos up. Caro and her dad Piotr dancing to Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies” and Caro’s choreography to “I Will Survive” (will you really?) as Ula watches her on the screen and laughs. Cuteness. (That was before Vika started sobbing btw.)
And since we’re on the subject of Danish Cutie, Danish news websites sure seem to know where their priorities lie.
Nice layout thur.
I’ll finish this post with a picture that should feel like a big warm hug to cheer up all the Vika fans here. And I know there are a lot.
Lena V. is the special Russian bonus. :)
There’s only so much my heart can take
October 29th, 2009 • 8 comments bepa z., caro the danish cutie, jj
Crazy match. Quite possibly the craziest tennis match I’ve ever seen. It didn’t seem quite that absurd in the beginning. It all started with Caro Wozniacki bagelling Bepa Zvonareva in the first set. Bepa was acting like… Bepa. Headcase as always. Swearing, falling down, bumping on her racquet.
In the second set, Caro was broken right in the first game but managed to break back right away. Bepa was going through some “emotional” problems that only got worse when she got a nosebleed. She was crying and trying to stop the blood at the same time.
Caro settled in the match and soon was up 5-2. She had two match points. Went for the winner down the line, no one called anything, she pumped her fist, celebrated thinking she had won the match. Bepa challenged and the ball was out. Bepa won that game and then other two in a row. The set went to a tiebreak and she took it.
Third set was odd. At the very least. Caro was calling the trainer at very opportunity. Stretching after most points. And then this happened:
According to Caro, “In the third set I knew I had to go 100% for my shots. And then I got cramps. At 3-1 both my legs cramped up, and it just got worse and worse.” With tears strolling down her face (I know I’m dramatic, shut up), she closed up the match. I’m still in the process of mending my heart. You can watch the match point below. Note: Have tissues ready.
I feel good about winning – given the circumstances – and feel better now. I’ve cooled down and am receiving some massage. All the physiotherapists and doctors are helping me. I’ll do everything to try and recuperate tonight so I can be ready again tomorrow.
If she is indeed ready tomorrow, she’ll play JJ.
Gurl, better scheduling next season, please. I don’t need to repeat this, do I?
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
