Archive for caro the danish cutie
Ula is back! (I rejoice. No one else cares.)
July 26th, 2010 • 2 comments caro the danish cutie, the radwanskas
Here on Fierce Tennis, we (me, myself and I) love Urszula Radwanska. Actually, we don’t have many reasons to love her. Except she’s Aga‘s adorable little sister. And she has the same calming winning attitude on court as Victoria Azarenka. And she seems to be as smitten by Caroline Wozniacki as we are. Ok, so maybe we do have a lot of reasons to love her. And we’re really, really excited she’s back.
Ula had a spine injury earlier this year, making her miss great part of her 2010 season. But she was seen practising in Stanford with Aga and she’s scheduled to play qualies in San Diego. She’s also going straight into the U.S. Open main draw thanks to her Special Rankings. Summing up: yay Ula!
To celebrate, a few pictures of Ula and Caro dressed as pandas on the China Great Wall. (That’s a sentence I’ve never thought I’d write.) Special appearance by Daddy Wozniacki.
Last, but not least:
Nom om om panda brainzzz.
In Stella We Trust
July 17th, 2010 • 1 comment caro the danish cutie, tennis players are fashionists too
It took Stella a while.
There were missteps, there were ‘oh gosh, you have seen who you’re designing to, right???’ moments, there was incredibility that Caro was still wearing the same dress — but, it seems like it has finally worked. Stella McCartney has designed a proper outfit for Caroline Wozniacki.
Caro’s US Open outfits were posted on WTA Tennis Blog. From what it looks like, she will have two different dresses: one for her day matches and one for the night sessions.
I’ll have to wait to see proper pictures of Caro wearing the dress but up until this point I’m loving it. I like how they are fancier than the regular Stella stuff she has been wearing and yet it doesn’t approach the Sharapova 2006 US Open sequin disaster. There are other clear signs of improvement, like the waist. This dress will be much fitting to Caro‘s body — it will accentuate her curves instead of making her look like a balloon in a skirt. We’re not all Maria Kirilenkos.
Basically: Stella, this is your chance to show the tennis world why you’re one of my favourite designers. Get on it.
The snuggliest German since Knut
June 14th, 2010 • 2 comments caro the danish cutie, petkorazzi
All in favour of calling the WTA Tour ‘The Petkorazzi & co Tour’ say I.
Meanwhile, still talking about the World Cup (I’m sorry, is there actual tennis going on?): a very cute article on Caro and football. Cutest. Liverpool. Fangirl. Ever.
Yeah…. I don’t even know either.
Caro likes shiny pants
May 24th, 2010 • caro the danish cutie, williamses
Hello, good morning, folks.
Yesterday we had the first day of Roland Garros. Most players I like did that they do best: lost. At least Kiri won her first round match. I consider that a vast improvement since last year she lost to the pre-pubescent Australian WC. It’s not like she could have found a more pathetic player to lose to. It’s not like she drew Chaky on the first round or something — ha ha!
(Will not talk about Vika.)
Anyway.
Caro bagelled a lady and won her match in two easy sets. Apparently everything’s ok with her ankle? Not important. The important thing is ‘Omgggggg Caro, Aga and Ula are qtest that ever qt’d’. No, seriously. They are. Watch this.
ALSO: This happened.
What.
Love is in the air
January 5th, 2010 • 2 comments caro the danish cutie, vika azarenka
I JUST WANT THEM TO GET GAY MARRIED ALREADY.
A super cute girl with a polish name — The song (yes, you heard that right, THE SONG)
December 26th, 2009 • 5 comments caro the danish cutie, vika azarenka
First, I’d like to thank playalovegame for pointing this out and making my life a bit brighter. Second, I’d like to ask if Caro is putting something on the water of her fans. After Woz Woz (I can’t even type that without laughing), we now have Super Cute Girl With A Polish Name.
her backhand’s as sweet as orange sorbet
i sure hope she’s a little gay (even .1% will do)
she’s a super cute girl with a polish name
Omg so catchy.
To please the video maker and me (Hello excuse to post a picture of rockstar Vika! ♥):
.1%, right?
ETA:
Let’s discuss rockstars
December 22nd, 2009 • caro the danish cutie, david ferrer, spice girls, tommy robredo, vika azarenka
(or my WTA babies)
Yesterday, we had an exhibition in Kiev, Ukraine with quite a few stars: Victoria Azarenka, Caroline Wozniacki, Anna Kournikova, David Ferrer and Tommy Robredo. This exhibition was also a valid opportunity for me to go “HEEEE VIKA AND CARO ILU BABIES GO CONQUER THE TOUR” except more calmly. A lot more calmly, I promise.
They played a set, in which Caro won 7-5. I’m sure Caro pushed the balls and Vika hit them as hard as she could.
They made out after the match because Vika found out she was going get some shiny present for Christmas. Not a puppy though. Maybe an engagement ring?
After the singles match, Vika parterned up with Tommy to play against fucking rockstar, Anna Kournikova and David Ferrer.
Vika/Tommy defeated Anna K./Ferru 6-3. Anna K. wasn’t as amused as Vika by the outcome.
BONUS: Victoria Azarenka thinks ridiculous hats are fashionable. Bless that lil’ chavtastic Belarussian.
What is this. I don’t even…
November 14th, 2009 • 1 comment angelique kerber, caro the danish cutie, the radwanskas
More pictures from the Radwanskas, Caro Wozniacki and Angelique Kerber vacations in Mauritius.
Having fun, aren’t we, ladies?
More pictures can be seen here. Amusing, ladies, v. amusing.
Aga is popular with da ladieeeesssss + Caro loves chocolate
November 3rd, 2009 • 3 comments caro the danish cutie, the radwanskas
Old picture from Doha but I just had to. Look at her smile. Oh, Rads, never change, okay?
NOM OM OM. From Doha’s players’ party. Caro enjoying the chocolate fondue and, apparently, not realizing there’s plenty for all of them. Gotta love how Ula was there even if she isn’t even ranked inside the top 60. Girl has no shame — does anything for a free meal.
MUST WATCH VIDEO: Player Party in Doha
November 1st, 2009 • 6 comments caro the danish cutie, vika azarenka
Even with all the dancing in Doha, this might have been the CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK.
(CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE VIDEO)
Victoria Azarenka (on Caro): “She’s a great pusher. I’ve never seen anyone push the ball that bad.”
Caroline Wozniacki (on Vika): “She’s actually a brainless ballbasher that just hits every single ball as hard as she can. And I think that’s actually why we compliment each other so well. Because I push the ball back in the court all the time and she just hits it as hard as she can. And somehow we get the good rallies.”
Victoria Azarenka: “And that’s why we play for three hours. Because we can’t do anything else.”
CUTENESS OVERLOAD: You see it here at Fierce Tennis first.
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
