Sugary Sunshine

October 9th, 2009 • 6 comments caro the danish cutie, sorana banana

There are puppies, there are kittens, there are rainbows and there are Sorana Banana and Caro Wozniacki. I believe if all of these things were put in a big fluffy pink basket, the world would IMPLODE from all the cuteness.

Caro and Sorana have been a part of Team Adidas for quite some time now. The head coach, lucky bastard, Sven Groeveneld, posted that adorable picture above on his blog. Considering the fact I don’t speak Dutch (I know, surprising), I’ll do my best with my kind friend translating Google Translate mindfucks for me.

The team, being as close as ever,  gave each others nicknames. Caro is Sunshine, due her constant happiness and smile plastered on her face. Sorana is Sugar, because she’s so sweet. Sven is Seven… because… I don’t know, they thought it was funny?

The cuteness fact multiplies when you find out it was actually Sorana’s initiative to put the nicknames on their shirts. And the poor cute thing couldn’t even get the quotation marks right. Awn, bless her.

The Radwanskas play videogame.

October 8th, 2009 • 1 comment caro the danish cutie, the radwanskas

Who do I need to bribe for Aga and Ula to get twitters? Just tell me, please, I’ll do it.

Look at these two cuties looking up as they play PS 3. Adorbs. What do you guys think they’re playing? Barbie? Resident Evil?

Ula and Caro cuddling up hanging out as they watch Aga’s match.

Polish Trio: I ♥ them.

Hey guys. What’s up, you guys?

October 5th, 2009 • 2 comments caro the danish cutie, jj, lena v. always brings the lolz, the radwanskas

I’m just here to tell I have absolutely no plans in making a real post for like… the rest of the season. Actually, lies, I’ll do my best during Kremlin, my favourite non-GS/FC/DC tournament, and the YEC. Other than that… nope. It’s literally impossible for me to watch over 20 minutes of it with the surreal timezones. And my desire to criticize the WTA, differently from lots of people, doesn’t exist. Sorry.

Instead, I’ll make your days a little more brighter with tennis the Sesame Street:

If you want to make this picture even more hilarious and cracktastic, you can do what I did: pretended Jankovic was in the Elmo costume.

A few more pictures of the Radwanskas + Caro.

These three might be even more ridiculous in pictures than Elena Vesnina. I don’t know, such a tough choice.

Fabulouska!

September 27th, 2009 • 2 comments caro the danish cutie, the radwanskas

Can we take a second here to squee over my fierce Polish Trio?

Carry on!

TOKYO THIS (NEXT) WEEK. WHEEEEEE. /o/ Dear goodness, I miss my girls.

Priorities. Right here, ladies and gentlemen.

September 22nd, 2009 • 3 comments allez bitch is back, caro the danish cutie, demented

♥

Oh yeah, and Henin is coming back.

Call me when you learn how to speak ten languages

September 15th, 2009 • caro the danish cutie

Caro‘s runner-up speech at the U.S. Open. Edited by yours truly.*

1. English? Check.
2. Danish? Check.
3. Polish? Check.
4. Me dead? Check!

*So what the quality sucks? I edited on Quicktime. Give me a break.

Hola amigos.

September 15th, 2009 • Kimilf Clijsters, caro the danish cutie

So I sort of went into my online bubble when Rafa lost the semis and revealed his abdominal tear. I apologize. I’ll get back to all the e-mails you guys sent to FT v. soon. :) There’ll be nothing terribly exciting going on after Davis, so I’ll be taking suggestions of what to post. Feel free to e-mail me with any stupid (or not) idea you guys have. I’m all ears.

I’ll leave you guys with the sort of stuff that broke my ovaries during this tennis weekend:

:’)

Women’s semifinals preview

September 10th, 2009 • 3 comments Kimilf Clijsters, caro the danish cutie, williamses, yanina wickmayer

Kim Clijsters (BEL) x Serena Williams (USA)

Caroline Wozniacki (DEN) x Yanina Wickmayer (BEL)

If someone had told me six months ago that there was going to be no Russians at the quarterfinals and a possible All-Belgian final at the U.S. Open, I’d never have believed them. Amazing how things change.

Hoping for a Clijsters-Caro final here. What about you guys?

Danish Cutie wins at life. Pam Shrivers fails at life.

September 10th, 2009 • caro the danish cutie, melanie oudin new goat, yanina wickmayer

Yesterday, Caroline Wozniacki aka Caro aka Danish Cutie aka Sunshine moved into her first Slam semifinal ever. Losing just four games in a little under an hour and half, she defeated the new American sweetheart. The match was far from being stellar, it was obvious the pressure had finally hit Oudin. She was making more mistakes than she had done in her previous rounds. It’s possible the 17-year-old also felt the Dane’s style of play. Differently from all the Russians she had played, Caro has a very similar counterpunching game to Oudin. She gets a lot of balls back and ends up making the opponent go for the winner — increasing the number of errors. With this win, Caro will go up to number 7 (!) in the rankings. She now plays Wickmayer for a spot in the final on Friday*.

After the match, Caro was interviewed about her future semifinal opponent by Pam Shriver. Pam asked her how was she was feeling about being the clear the favourite now she’d face Wickmayer. The way that was said made it sound, at the very least, that the commentator was underestimating the Belgian. The crowd booed her and Pam shot a “What did I say?” to them back. Check out the video, it’s a must-watch. Not only because of the booing but because Caro has a clear look of scare when she hears the sound. She probably thought they were booing her. Bless her.

Just before that match, Pam had also interviewed Oudin’s 9-year-old sister. She had closed the kid’s eyes and asked her to spell the Oudins’ mantra, “Believe”, that was written on her shirt. B-E-L-E-I-V-E, the kid said. After embarrassing the girl, Pam said some lame-ass joke and sneakily ran away.

Seriously, someone was on a fire yesterday.

*This means that there will be no episode of my soap Guiding Light on. FU CBS.

;_____;

September 9th, 2009 • 5 comments caro the danish cutie

Semifinals, omg. Plays Wickmayer now omg.

Will make a real post tomorrow. Now iz sleepy.

But just…  ♥♥♥♥♥ omg.