WTA players strip. Shocker.

August 12th, 2009 • 3 comments bondarenkos, chaky, domi cibulkova, vika azarenka

Remember the photoshoot from the French FHM with Alona Bondarenko, Dominika Cibulkova, Victoria Azarenka and Anna Chakvetadze? The one where this pic of Vika came from? Sure you do, I even own that magazine. Now we have new ones that were published at, what I believe is, the British FHM here.

I’ve heard some say the pictures look trashy. But, honestly, it’s a photoshoot for effin’ FHM, I’m just glad the players didn’t have to pose with melting ice creams between their legs. I think they all look good, except Chaky. I’m still bothered by her trying to be “sexy”. The bangs and braid make her look like she’s twelve. The fact she acts like this doesn’t help either. Wrong wrong wrong.

Happy Birthday, Lena (V.)!

August 1st, 2009 • 3 comments chaky, demented, lena v. always brings the lolz, maria shutupova, vika azarenka, williamses

Considering the DISASTER that was the Lena-Venus match today, I’ll avoid talking about it. If you’re a Venus fan, I’m sure it’s delicious to have a bagel and a breadstick for breakfast, but… with these stats? Lena had 3 winners and 19 unforced errors, even Sharapova managed to win a couple of games per set! I think Lena’s loss was because of bad karma from me. Not only was I rolling on the floor laughing at her recent “bitchiness”, but I also failed to keep a straight watching Sharapova play Venus. Her volleys, you guys. How are you supposed to not laugh? Yes, I’m a terrible tennis fan, tell me something I don’t know.

Moving on to another Elena, today’s Elena Vesnina’s birthday (!!!!). I don’t know if you guys are familiar with this but I adore her.

And that lovely Russian girl turned 23 today (August 1st) and I just thought I could post a few pics. You know, to celebrate.

Even if she didn’t play tennis, she would still have hilarious facial expressions that would amuse me ’til the end.

And she could always remain Failed Cup’s official cheerleader or something. Give me an R!! … no?

And as I tuned in on the Bartoli-Stosur match to check the score, the commentator informed that yesterday it was Lena V.’s gf Vika‘s birthday. I looked it up — it’s true. Vika turned twenty (!!!!) yesterday. I’m sorry but it’s not my fault I forgot. I can hardly remember my friends’ birthdays and Vika doesn’t have an LJ to remind me of such triviliaties. Her bad. She didn’t get a picspam.

Random stuff — as usual

July 24th, 2009 • 2 comments caro the danish cutie, chaky, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, maria shutupova, tennis players are fashionists too, what do you mean baby animals aren't relevant to tennis?

First, I apologize for not posting much these days (and I don’t even have a decent excuse), so, here, have some puppy with tennis ball to make it all better:

Adorable, right? Ok. Now that you’re back to liking me, I bring you THE NEWS (aka stuff that I care about):

• New pictures of Caro‘s photoshoot of the Stella McCartney line released. I want that skirt and her stomach.
• Stanford draw is out. First round matches: Domi-Stosur, Hantuchova-Wozniak, Kiri-Chaky and Sorana-Aga (“!!!!!!!!!!!!” to the last two).
• Pictures of Sharapova on the WTT from thedoublebagel. She was wearing a headband and proving my fashion predictions are obvs always right.

Yeah. I think that’s it.

Winner of the day

June 27th, 2009 • 4 comments caro the danish cutie, chaky, kuzzy, sabine sparkles, vika azarenka

The lovely 19-year-old (89/90 generation, yo!) Sabine Lisicki that defeated birthday girl and RG champion Kuz to make her first appearance at a Slam’s second week ever. What a cutie.

From what I’ve watched of the second set, Kuz played like shit. But congrats to Sabine to not choking and going through that tough first round match against Chokevetadze. She plays Caro now. Please be a nice girl lose, Sabine. Tyvm.

Question. Why do we get pictures of Kuzzy like this but not from Vika? I call bullshit.

"Sex sells!"

June 25th, 2009 • 7 comments bondarenkos, caro the danish cutie, chaky, demented, domi cibulkova, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, sorana banana, vika azarenka, williamses

Ok, so the match wasn’t that all exciting. I left home when it was 6-0 2-0 for Caro — obviously proving my jinxing abilities. Kiri put up a fight in the second, broke Caro’s serve back but eventually lost 6-4. I believe that was the first time I’ve seen Caro overpower anyone. Danish Cutie looked like she was in kill mode today. I thought it was lovely. I want Kiri to pick her game up (and her Stella McCartney sponsorship) because when she’s on, she’s a pleasure to watch. Moves well, nice groundstrokes and volleys. Let’s just be glad they played on Centre Court and that means a big number of pics of these two.

Now, tomorrow’s OOP. I can’t help but LOL at the fact Lena is at Court 1 and Serena, two times champion, is at Court 2, a smaller court. And Lena is playing Kulikova, a player outside the top 100, while Serena plays Vinci. No, seriously, EHL-O-fucking-EHL. I give up on trying to understand how the organizers decide the OOP. I’m starting to believe it is to please me, so I’ll most likely not complain. Hellz yeah, moar Russians and pretty Spaniards at showcourts pls.

Tomorrow, to also make me happyyyyy, we get Vika-Sorana Banana () on CC.

Vika, please, PLEASE, be nicer to Sori than Caro was to Kiri? (That’s a weird sentence with lots of ridiculous sounding nicknames.)

Still on Vika, here you can see the videos from the French FHM photoshoot with her, Domi, Alona and Chaky. These screencaps of Vika and Chaky had me laughing for all eternity. I’m pretty sure Chaky “being hot” is one of the most awkward things on Earth. She’s a lovely good-looking girl but my mind just goes “Chaky, bb, please put your clothes on, you’re not old enough for that!”. Ignore the fact Vika is three years younger than her, Chaky is forever 12 for me. I love how Lena makes a “special appareance” on the video and that me and Domi have the same sweater. I even wore it today. Zomg, ~*~fate~*~.