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August 12th, 2009 • 3 comments bondarenkos, chaky, domi cibulkova, vika azarenka

Remember the photoshoot from the French FHM with Alona Bondarenko, Dominika Cibulkova, Victoria Azarenka and Anna Chakvetadze? The one where this pic of Vika came from? Sure you do, I even own that magazine. Now we have new ones that were published at, what I believe is, the British FHM here.

I’ve heard some say the pictures look trashy. But, honestly, it’s a photoshoot for effin’ FHM, I’m just glad the players didn’t have to pose with melting ice creams between their legs. I think they all look good, except Chaky. I’m still bothered by her trying to be “sexy”. The bangs and braid make her look like she’s twelve. The fact she acts like this doesn’t help either. Wrong wrong wrong.

Aahhhhh, to sleep.

July 6th, 2009 • bondarenkos, caro the danish cutie, domi cibulkova, kiri is 2 hot 4 u

Wimbledon is over. I’m on vacations. Oh yes, bbs, free time!

So what you guys might be interested in : I’m finally going through my RG pics and uploading them. Yes, months later, I realize that. Which is actually pretty fun (driving me a bit crazy, but just a bit).

Domi: Zomg Alona!!!! That was so much fun!!!!!!
Alona: Fuck off, would you?

Unf. Arms.

Sure she lost in the first round, but isn’t she gorgeous?

The rest of the pics are here and it’s probably going to take me some time to put all — so, sit back and relax. The previous uploaded pics from the EPIC doubles are still here.

If you’re going to repost the pics somewhere, it’s np, you can even hotlink them. Just be sure you credit this blog, Fierce Tennis. Thank you. :)

*My* blog means I can be as much biased as I wish, right?

June 26th, 2009 • 3 comments demented, domi cibulkova, lena v. always brings the lolz, sorana banana, vika azarenka

LEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She defeated Domi today 7-5 4-6 6-4 in 3 hours and 3 minutes. Seriously, what a frakkin’ marathon it was. My heart couldn’t handle it and I eventually focused my attention on Sorana Banana-Vika (¡hola eyecandy!). I believe my most used sentence of the day was “FOR FUCK’S SAKE, LENA V”. The Lenas, you guys, they’re up to no good. They want to give me a heart attack, I’m sure of it. Lena V. choked up a lead in the second and then came back from 0-2 in the third. Each game would last for-frakkin’-ever. The girls did not get the memo this isn’t green clay. This is grass, girls, GRASS! Blink-and-it’s-over grass. Take it easy on me.

Now, Lena V. plays Lena The Greater. Ouch. Lena V., a fourth round is good, girl! Let my all-time fave win pls. In two easy, if possible. Thx!

"Sex sells!"

June 25th, 2009 • 7 comments bondarenkos, caro the danish cutie, chaky, demented, domi cibulkova, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, sorana banana, vika azarenka, williamses

Ok, so the match wasn’t that all exciting. I left home when it was 6-0 2-0 for Caro — obviously proving my jinxing abilities. Kiri put up a fight in the second, broke Caro’s serve back but eventually lost 6-4. I believe that was the first time I’ve seen Caro overpower anyone. Danish Cutie looked like she was in kill mode today. I thought it was lovely. I want Kiri to pick her game up (and her Stella McCartney sponsorship) because when she’s on, she’s a pleasure to watch. Moves well, nice groundstrokes and volleys. Let’s just be glad they played on Centre Court and that means a big number of pics of these two.

Now, tomorrow’s OOP. I can’t help but LOL at the fact Lena is at Court 1 and Serena, two times champion, is at Court 2, a smaller court. And Lena is playing Kulikova, a player outside the top 100, while Serena plays Vinci. No, seriously, EHL-O-fucking-EHL. I give up on trying to understand how the organizers decide the OOP. I’m starting to believe it is to please me, so I’ll most likely not complain. Hellz yeah, moar Russians and pretty Spaniards at showcourts pls.

Tomorrow, to also make me happyyyyy, we get Vika-Sorana Banana () on CC.

Vika, please, PLEASE, be nicer to Sori than Caro was to Kiri? (That’s a weird sentence with lots of ridiculous sounding nicknames.)

Still on Vika, here you can see the videos from the French FHM photoshoot with her, Domi, Alona and Chaky. These screencaps of Vika and Chaky had me laughing for all eternity. I’m pretty sure Chaky “being hot” is one of the most awkward things on Earth. She’s a lovely good-looking girl but my mind just goes “Chaky, bb, please put your clothes on, you’re not old enough for that!”. Ignore the fact Vika is three years younger than her, Chaky is forever 12 for me. I love how Lena makes a “special appareance” on the video and that me and Domi have the same sweater. I even wore it today. Zomg, ~*~fate~*~.