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WTA Saturday!

Linz Semifinals:

Petra Kvitova x Agnieszka Radwanska

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Yanina Wickmayer x Flavia Pennetta

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I desperately want a Catwoman-Batwoman final but it’s not like I’m expecting Yanina (aka Batoman aka Sexy Bitch aka Wicky) to defeat Flavia. Oh well.

Tokyo Semifinals:

Francesca Schiavone x Sania Mirza

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Caroline Wozniacki x Samantha Stosur

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I wish Sam-Caro was the final. Alas, it’s not. So I don’t care who wins the other semifinal as long as Sunshine takes the title. Deal? Alright.

*Flawless.

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FML.

I completely understand this year’s USO is one of these tourneys where everyone I even remotely care about loses early. But some things, just some things, are totally uncalled for. And these things, they not just hurt me, but they also also harm the ratings, increase the number of suicides and make the Wimbledon’s officials really, really sad. So I’m just throwing this one out there so  someone explains to me how we went from this possible match-up:

127 x 128

To get this?

129 x 130

I don’t get it. Why do the pretty girls need to be such headcases? So much frakkin’ talent and yet so brainless. Anyway.

Maria Kirilenko, congrulations on finally getting another third round at a slam. Next time, let’s make into the second week, yeah?

Victoria Azarenka, you’re an idiot. Please get your shit together and end this slump.

Oh yes, all the credit to Na Li and Fran. As Ana would say, the way you look doesn’t help you win points on a tennis court. But sometimes, you sure wish it did. I’m sure Ana would agree with me.

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Fierce Tennis, you say?

Question: What is this awesome piece of the interwebs?

Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.

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