The internet is wonderful

September 6th, 2009 • 2 comments john isner, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, nicolas almagro, roger failderer

Proof someone agrees with me regarding the Isner*/Jake G. thing:

And let’s not discuss what people searched that led them to my blog again. Nicolas Almagro sex? Why would anyone want to know more about that? Honestly, ew.

Just so this post isn’t absurdly short (and pointless), a few of Google’s truths:

Thank you, Google, for your wise, wise words.

*P.S. What’s up with giant boy being on Louis Armstrong tomorrow? I’m not amused, crappy scheduling.

FML.

September 4th, 2009 • 3 comments francesca schiavone, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, na li, squeaky shoes ivanovic, vika azarenka

I completely understand this year’s USO is one of these tourneys where everyone I even remotely care about loses early. But some things, just some things, are totally uncalled for. And these things, they not just hurt me, but they also also harm the ratings, increase the number of suicides and make the Wimbledon’s officials really, really sad. So I’m just throwing this one out there so  someone explains to me how we went from this possible match-up:

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To get this?

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I don’t get it. Why do the pretty girls need to be such headcases? So much frakkin’ talent and yet so brainless. Anyway.

Maria Kirilenko, congrulations on finally getting another third round at a slam. Next time, let’s make into the second week, yeah?

Victoria Azarenka, you’re an idiot. Please get your shit together and end this slump.

Oh yes, all the credit to Na Li and Fran. As Ana would say, the way you look doesn’t help you win points on a tennis court. But sometimes, you sure wish it did. I’m sure Ana would agree with me.

Today’s Outfits: The Best Of

August 31st, 2009 • 4 comments Kimilf Clijsters, bepa z., beth mattek the official wta fashionist, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, maria shutupova, tennis players are fashionists too, the radwanskas, vika azarenka, viktoriya kutuzova, williamses

I’ll start with Fierce Tennis‘ official girlcrush, Vika.

Same Wimbledon outfit but in different colours.  The headband is still sexy and — if possible — even sexier in bright yellow but the top is still unflattering as hell. She should have stuck with the black long-sleeved shirt worn during warmup. THAT was looking good.

The conclusive proof headbands are soooo in.

Bethanie Mattek-Sands has one! (and lol @ the socks, I guess it could always be worse with Beth)

Fila tried to do this “old school” look for Kim Clijsters. I like the bag, the rest is… *yawn*.

Serena‘s dress is equally plain but SHOES! I love them.

And on Kiri‘s first tournament as a non-Stella girl… she still looks hot. Shocker.

Good looks: always helps when you don’t have a designer outfit.

One of my favourites: Kutuzova‘s green dress that was supposed to be worn by Sharapova at the Australian Open. Gawjuz.

Bepa Zvonareva kept it clean and simple. Very pretty as well.

I would have preferred if she wore this though. Maybe on her next match?

And to finish this, rumors say this is what Urszula Radwanska will wear on her match tomorrow:

I see.

I’d comment on Men’s fashion but everything is dull and the only thing worth mentioning is this ridiculous Adidas t-shirt worn by Mathieu. EPIC FAIL, three stripes.

WTA eyecandy

August 12th, 2009 • caro the danish cutie, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, vika azarenka

Two pictures. One of Vika walking around in Indian Wells — proving that clothes are overrated. And the second is of, everyone’s favourite choker, Makiri, after losing 6-7 3-6 to JJ today.

And just because if there’s no Caro, then I’m not a happy girl: Danish Cutie meeting David Beckham and the other “stars” of LA Galaxy.

The WTA obviously didn’t check that she’s a Liverpool fan and would have a much more adorable reaction if she was meeting Torres instead of Becks. Also, amusing how those footballers have no idea who she is and still try to make it sound like they know something. Poor girl looks embarrassed.

Random stuff — as usual

July 24th, 2009 • 2 comments caro the danish cutie, chaky, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, maria shutupova, tennis players are fashionists too, what do you mean baby animals aren't relevant to tennis?

First, I apologize for not posting much these days (and I don’t even have a decent excuse), so, here, have some puppy with tennis ball to make it all better:

Adorable, right? Ok. Now that you’re back to liking me, I bring you THE NEWS (aka stuff that I care about):

• New pictures of Caro‘s photoshoot of the Stella McCartney line released. I want that skirt and her stomach.
• Stanford draw is out. First round matches: Domi-Stosur, Hantuchova-Wozniak, Kiri-Chaky and Sorana-Aga (“!!!!!!!!!!!!” to the last two).
• Pictures of Sharapova on the WTT from thedoublebagel. She was wearing a headband and proving my fashion predictions are obvs always right.

Yeah. I think that’s it.

HELLO THUR

July 13th, 2009 • 3 comments caro the danish cutie, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, tennis players are fashionists too

I immediately take every single thing back I said about Caro not being girly enough to pull off Stella McCartney or whatnot. LOOK AT THAT FIERCE© MOTHERFUCKER. First, I have to comment on the picture. The “sex hair” look? I’m a huge fan of it. And doesn’t Caro look a bit like Gossip Girl‘s Blake Lively there? No? Just me? Okay! Moving on.

I’m a sucker for frilly tennis skirts. Even though that skirt is a bit like much of what we’ve seen from Stella’s tennis collection so far, I like it. I like the two layers and I look forward to see how it looks and moves on court. My guess? Beautifully. I think it’s safe to say beige plus under saturated shades of pink and purple is the definition of her line this season (and a bit of white for Wimbledon — duh).

Also, is that a white polo I spy? Please let it be one, Tennis Fashion Gods. Vintage + Modern is the best mix in fashion.

And, to people worried about how Kiri will look now she was replaced by Caro — be seriously worried. From adidas, via Tennis Served Fresh:

“Maria Kirilenko continues to be an excellent tennis ambassador for the adidas brand and remains part of the adidas tennis family. From the U.S Open onwards Maria will move out of the range and start wearing the adidas Competition tennis products.”

The Competition tennis products? This means they won’t even let her use the Adilibria collection? Gee, if Kiri was a man, I’d say she was just kicked in the balls.

"Gay as a tennis player" is a recurring joke, I'm telling ya

July 9th, 2009 • 2 comments caro the danish cutie, gael monfils, gillou, gise dulko, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, sorana banana

I swear to goodness, tennis must be the only thing on earth that makes me run out on jokes. I seriously can not come up with anything wittier than “OH LOL YOU HOMOS” after looking at those pictures. I’ll leave the funny to movies then, eh? And isn’t tennis + fashion + pop culture a cool mix? I BELIEVE SO, yes.

Ok, this has absolutely nothing to do with the post (unless you want to make a gay joke regarding how Caro sits and the fact she really likes ABBA) but…

This picture? That’s a freakin’ creepy smile going on there. I can almost see her going in her head “MWAHAHAHA *evil laugh*”. Geez. I bet she’s coming up with an evil plan how she’s going to moonball Kiri to death tomorrow. Also, glittery purple nail polish? What is she? A Scandinavian drag queen? For fuck’s sake, Caro. You’re lucky I love you sometimes. Or not — depends how you look at it, actually.

Look u guise!!11one

July 8th, 2009 • 2 comments kiri is 2 hot 4 u, off-topic

My (non-existent) ~*~photography skills~*~ are now internationally famuz — or so says Kiri’s blog. Just to keep in mind, I’m considering job offers.

Poor Man's Stella

July 8th, 2009 • 2 comments kiri is 2 hot 4 u, sorana banana, tennis players are fashionists too

What a weird feeling of familiarity. Is this like a déjà vu? Why am I going through this?
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Oh yeaaaaaaahhhhhhh. Adidas by Stella McCartney, Australian hardcourt season 2006. Good times.

Now, see, if they weren’t BOTH by Adidas, I’d say that was a blatant rip-off. It’s a bit like in real fashion. They have some kind of purse at Chanel, and a few seasons later, GAP is manufacturing a cheap, less awesome version. Sorana‘s dress has gorgeous colours and I like the way the top fits. But Kiri‘s? It’s so pretty I wouldn’t even want to wear to play tennis in it, I’d go clubbing with it or something.

But something Banana keeps on rocking:

Matching her nail polish colour to tiny details. It’s lovely.

Aahhhhh, to sleep.

July 6th, 2009 • bondarenkos, caro the danish cutie, domi cibulkova, kiri is 2 hot 4 u

Wimbledon is over. I’m on vacations. Oh yes, bbs, free time!

So what you guys might be interested in : I’m finally going through my RG pics and uploading them. Yes, months later, I realize that. Which is actually pretty fun (driving me a bit crazy, but just a bit).

Domi: Zomg Alona!!!! That was so much fun!!!!!!
Alona: Fuck off, would you?

Unf. Arms.

Sure she lost in the first round, but isn’t she gorgeous?

The rest of the pics are here and it’s probably going to take me some time to put all — so, sit back and relax. The previous uploaded pics from the EPIC doubles are still here.

If you’re going to repost the pics somewhere, it’s np, you can even hotlink them. Just be sure you credit this blog, Fierce Tennis. Thank you. :)