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Sluts!
July 26th, 2010 • 2 comments Magdalena Rybarikova, Svetlana Kuznetsova, Victoria Azarenka
Since there’s no stream for the Most Epic Doubles Ever (aka Team Vikiri versus Wicky + some other lady), I’m watching some ridiculous videos online. I was browsing through ESPNStar‘s tennis database and, let me tell you, that’s a lot of ridiculousness.
I’m going to highlight my favourites, but really, you should watch all interviews. The number of stupid questions asked are…. quite high.
They ask Sveta who her favourite label is. Just…… look at what she’s wearing. Girl wouldn’t recognise fashion even if it punched her on the stomach and spitted on her face. A bit harsh? Sorry. Hey, at least she says Balenciaga. You’ll understand how special that is after hearing ‘Dolce & Gabbana‘ a million times. I’m shocked no one said Louis Vuitton. You can tell the players love the monogram. (ED NOTE: This isn’t a Federer joke.)
Magdalena Rybarikova: my new personal favourite. They ask who, in the whole world, she would like to go on a date with. She says David Beckham and some tennis players. What tennis players? Rafael Nadal. What would she wear on a date with Nadal? Something sexy and short.
Now Laura Robson starts to make sense.
This one isn’t funny. Or original. Or slutty. But butchy!dimple-attack!Vika makes me happy. Carry on, readers, carry on.
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
