Archive for Nadia Petrova
FHL.
January 2nd, 2010 • 3 comments Justine Henin, Nadia Petrova, Radek Stepanek
Are you guys familiar with FML? Well, I’d like to start something called FHL (Fuck Her Life).
Nadia Petrova does the Brisbane draw. Draws Justine Henin first round. FHL.
Exhibitions that are so EPIC that might as well be called tournaments
December 28th, 2009 • 3 comments Dinara Safina, Dmitry Tursunov, Grigor Dimitrov, Marat Safin, Nadia Petrova, Nikolay Davydenko, Rafael Nadal, Robin Soderling, Roger Federer
It’s almost over. Soon we’ll be back to our normal state and not have the need to have this picture as our mobiles’ wallpapers: THE 2010 SEASON IS UPON US.
*cue to instrumental music*
We’re now getting ready for the EPIC exhibitions coming up. In Abu Dhabi, we have this amazingly strong field + Wawrinka.
Play begins on the 31st and this is how the three days will exhibition work.
If you ask me, I’d say they should give Byes to the semifinals in all tournaments Rafa plays. Ahem.
But the exhibition I’m really, really excited to is, the one and only, Hopman Cup.
*cue to even more instrumental music*
Hopman Cup always brings the hilarity to tennis courts. This year, we had the super siblings Safins getting all the way to the final and being hilarious while doing so:
In 2007, we had, well, Dmitry Tursunov.
This year, here’s the full list of the teams:
So excuse me if I have high expectations of Team Russia this year. I’m hoping Igor will shown a bit of personality on court. Maybe he’ll deserve his own title instead of “Kiri‘s boyfriend”. But, hell, aren’t the teams just AWESOME this year? Let’s put aside the EPICNESS that is Russia for a second here and focus on the others. Sabine + Kolschi? Baby Pusher + Ace boy? Dream Australian Team? Sorana Banana + Romanian dude? LAURA ROBSON + ANDY MURRAY? Why yes, I am excited.
How about a HOPMAN CUP POLL? Fun y/y?
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Can “Suck It” become WTA’s new slogan?
October 8th, 2009 • 2 comments Fashion, Nadia Petrova, Serena Williams
Serena spent the bigger part of the season snarking about the number one position. “She can have it”, “I have the Slams” and such. Now, what happens when she finally claims the top of the rankings? She falls to Nadia 6-4 3-6 7-6(5).
Oh, WTA, is Karma really that complicated to comprehend?
P.S.
Dear Nadia,
Sweetie, your dress is too short, keep in mind tights are not pants.
Love,
Fierce Tennis.
Friendship Fail
September 15th, 2009 • Bethanie Mattek-Sands, Nadia Petrova
To start a cute video spam.
Bethanie Mattek-Sands and Nadia Petrova answer a pop quiz about each other. Just so you can understand the hilarity of this… even I would do better than Beth.
2003 and 2006 — I knew those!
Lena, Lena, let's try not out-awesome-ing the other players on their faces, ok?
July 31st, 2009 • 9 comments Elena Dementieva, Jelena Jankovic, Nadia Petrova, Severine Bremond
This is a self-acclaimed LET’S FANGIRL OVER LENA post. Proceed with caution (or don’t proceed at all) if you’re a hater*.
Lena trash talking (or Lena’s equivalent of “trash talking”) JJ, according to Doug’s Sports Blog:
Asked about Jankovic’s complaints the other day, the fourth-ranked player laughed: “I don’t know what to say. It looks like she’s playing every single week, more than anyone else. If she can play two tournaments in a week, she will do this.”
O snap, Lena.
The Golden Goddess wasn’t satisfied with the sarcastic mockery of Jankovic. She then decided to also show off her superior intellect. In the Hero video, “Players Favorite Books”, this becomes quite obvious. The question: “What’s your favourite book?”. Severine Bremond’s answer was Stephanie Meyer‘s Twilight. Lena’s reply was Tolstoi and Dostoievski books. Oh, Lena, stop it! Now we can tell you’re doing on purpose.
And Nadia‘s favourite books are War and Peace and Gone With The Wind. She must have a huge attention spam. I can hardly get through the Gone With The Wind movie in one sit — and it’s one of my favourite movies!
*To da left, to da left.
P.S. Once again I apologize for not posting but I was a) sick and b) busy watching the FINA World Championships in Rome.
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
