Archive for Nadia Petrova
Are you guys familiar with FML? Well, I’d like to start something called FHL (Fuck Her Life).
Nadia Petrova does the Brisbane draw. Draws Justine Henin first round. FHL.
It’s almost over. Soon we’ll be back to our normal state and not have the need to have this picture as our mobiles’ wallpapers: THE 2010 SEASON IS UPON US.
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We’re now getting ready for the EPIC exhibitions coming up. In Abu Dhabi, we have this amazingly strong field + Wawrinka.
Play begins on the 31st and this is how the three days will exhibition work.
If you ask me, I’d say they should give Byes to the semifinals in all tournaments Rafa plays. Ahem.
But the exhibition I’m really, really excited to is, the one and only, Hopman Cup.
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Hopman Cup always brings the hilarity to tennis courts. This year, we had the super siblings Safins getting all the way to the final and being hilarious while doing so:
In 2007, we had, well, Dmitry Tursunov.
This year, here’s the full list of the teams:
So excuse me if I have high expectations of Team Russia this year. I’m hoping Igor will shown a bit of personality on court. Maybe he’ll deserve his own title instead of “Kiri‘s boyfriend”. But, hell, aren’t the teams just AWESOME this year? Let’s put aside the EPICNESS that is Russia for a second here and focus on the others. Sabine + Kolschi? Baby Pusher + Ace boy? Dream Australian Team? Sorana Banana + Romanian dude? LAURA ROBSON + ANDY MURRAY? Why yes, I am excited.
How about a HOPMAN CUP POLL? Fun y/y?
Serena spent the bigger part of the season snarking about the number one position. “She can have it”, “I have the Slams” and such. Now, what happens when she finally claims the top of the rankings? She falls to Nadia 6-4 3-6 7-6(5).
Oh, WTA, is Karma really that complicated to comprehend?
Sweetie, your dress is too short, keep in mind tights are not pants.
To start a cute video spam.
Bethanie Mattek-Sands and Nadia Petrova answer a pop quiz about each other. Just so you can understand the hilarity of this… even I would do better than Beth.
2003 and 2006 — I knew those!
This is a self-acclaimed LET’S FANGIRL OVER LENA post. Proceed with caution (or don’t proceed at all) if you’re a hater*.
Lena trash talking (or Lena’s equivalent of “trash talking”) JJ, according to Doug’s Sports Blog:
Asked about Jankovic’s complaints the other day, the fourth-ranked player laughed: “I don’t know what to say. It looks like she’s playing every single week, more than anyone else. If she can play two tournaments in a week, she will do this.”
O snap, Lena.
The Golden Goddess wasn’t satisfied with the sarcastic mockery of Jankovic. She then decided to also show off her superior intellect. In the Hero video, “Players Favorite Books”, this becomes quite obvious. The question: “What’s your favourite book?”. Severine Bremond’s answer was Stephanie Meyer‘s Twilight. Lena’s reply was Tolstoi and Dostoievski books. Oh, Lena, stop it! Now we can tell you’re doing on purpose.
And Nadia‘s favourite books are War and Peace and Gone With The Wind. She must have a huge attention spam. I can hardly get through the Gone With The Wind movie in one sit — and it’s one of my favourite movies!
*To da left, to da left.
P.S. Once again I apologize for not posting but I was a) sick and b) busy watching the FINA World Championships in Rome.