Archive for Nicolas Almagro
The internet is wonderful
September 6th, 2009 • 2 comments John Isner, Maria Kirilenko, Nicolas Almagro, Roger Federer
Proof someone agrees with me regarding the Isner*/Jake G. thing:
And let’s not discuss what people searched that led them to my blog again. Nicolas Almagro sex? Why would anyone want to know more about that? Honestly, ew.
Just so this post isn’t absurdly short (and pointless), a few of Google’s truths:
Thank you, Google, for your wise, wise words.
*P.S. What’s up with giant boy being on Louis Armstrong tomorrow? I’m not amused, crappy scheduling.
I’m clearly in the wrong profession
September 6th, 2009 • Nicolas Almagro, Rafael Nadal
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Rafa Nadal just reached the U.S. Open fourth round by defeating countryman Nicolas Almagro 7-5 6-4 6-4. It was tighter than the scoreline suggests. Awful match with a very inconstant Rafa committing 25 unforced errors and making only 18 winners.
In the middle of the third set, he called for a medical timeout for abdominal pain. He removed his shirt and unbuttoned his pants — for sure the most glorious three minutes of the trainer’s life. Almagro decided to use the opportunity to get himself a back rub. Cue to both players on the ground receiving assistance as the sound guy decided to pick some lolzy song choices: the ER theme and Too Sexy For My Shirt.
So, basically, if you ignore that at the handshake, Almagro asked Rafa is he was ok and the boy sort of shrugged it off and shook his head in reply… this match gave us some good times.
I’ll be in my bunk bubble praying for no more serious injures and just plainly enjoying the eyecandy.
Rafa “let’s keep our heads up” Quote Of The Day
September 5th, 2009 • Nicolas Almagro, Nicolas Lapentti, Nikolay Davydenko, Rafael Nadal
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“I know that here (at the US Open) a quarter-final or a semi would be a very good result but I am coming to win, when I retire nobody will remember if I get to quarters or semis.“
After defeating Nicolas Kiefer 6-0 3-6 6-3 6-4 in a tight match, bumblebee!Rafa will now play fellow Spaniard Nicolas Almagro.
I wish he could also play Nicolas Lapentti and Nikolay Davydenko just for the lolz.
Pretty boys and girls
April 23rd, 2009 • 1 comment Ana Ivanovic, David Ferrer, Fashion, Feliciano Lopez, Fernando Verdasco, Nicolas Almagro
I do believe tennis is one of the few sports where me and women are equally sexualized. Which is sort of all different kids of awesome, you’re not going to find me complaining on this.
Feliciano Lopez, Fernando Verdasco, David Ferrer, Tommy Robredo and Nicolas Amagro posed for the Spanish ELLE magazine in Miami. So if you want to see pictures of hot shirtless Spanish men, click here. (And I know you all will, because ¡Hola! Nando and Feli)
And still on the awesomeness of Spanish magazines, Ana Ivanovic did a photoshoot for Vanity Fair Spain.
I think this is one of the best photoshoots with Ana I’ve seen. Specially if you remember the calendar. That was trashy… at the very least. So kuddos to Ana. You can see the rest of the pictures here, she looks beautiful in all of them.











Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.