Novak and Gaël are, officially, rockstars.

July 7th, 2010 • 2 comments gael monfils, nole jokevic

Performers/Singers/GOATs Dragonette and Martin Solveig did their second collaboration together for Martin’s new album “Smash”. They made an epic music video about the story of a tennis match between Martin and Bob Sinclair. It was filmed in front of a live crowd on Phillipe Chatrier during Roland Garros. It’s hilarious and delicious. It has a bit of  Tenenbaums vibe to it. The video also includes the participation of two specially ballers. Here’s the video for it:

TUNE.

Poll: Amazing or amazing?

May 27th, 2010 • nole jokevic, squeaky shoes ivanovic, victor troicki

Novak doing ‘Gipsy’. Did something else happen today? I was distracted by how much I suddenly want to bang Shakira.

Oh, yeah, that. Tough times.

Nole believes sex is what God created us to do. Seriously.

October 19th, 2009 • 1 comment nole jokevic

From an article from the Times Online:

One was reminded of the football player who had once said that scoring a goal was better than sex. “Yeah, Ronaldo wasn’t it?” he (Djokovic) said. So what was better, winning a grand-slam tournament or sex? “Nothing, nothing, nothing is better than sex, it is what God created us to do,” he replied. But what if he were to win Wimbledon? “Ask me the question again on that day,” he said.

I could try saying something witty. I won’t. Don’t want to ruin all the fun.

Shove my balls where?

October 11th, 2009 • 1 comment nole jokevic

The new porn movie staring Serbian tennis player Novak Djokovic.

Oh Nole… I don’t even know.

Congratulations on the title, dear!

Tennis Players — Enhancing the cuteness of sports since, well, a very long time

October 9th, 2009 • 1 comment holy rafa, nole jokevic, the radwanskas, the russian sexgod

From today’s pressers pictures.

NOM NOM NOM yummy water is yummy. *gulps* (I like your hair like this, Aga)

Very yummy water indeed.

*dies a little*

*completely dies*

Rafa is not amused.

Milan? Really? Well, okay, Nole

Two things that made me lol today

August 17th, 2009 • 2 comments doubles couples, holy rafa, nole jokevic, off-topic, spadea can't rap

1)

From the Google ads at the sidebar. Which, btw, if you like the blog, click on them. Not only they provide such lolz as “IS RAFA A CHRISTIAN?” but they also give me money to pay off the host. Two for one, y’all.

2)

Nole “rapping” for the Bryan Bros‘ “album”. And the video of such ridiculous/amazing thing:

Guess we have a new Vincent Spadea on the tour, u guise.

Random post is random

August 15th, 2009 • 2 comments gabriela sabatini, nole jokevic, old school

I was aimlessly browsing the interwebz today and I came through some old pictures of Gabriela Sabatini. I’ve seen her in person, I know she has a perfume, I know she was a sex icon… was I supposed to have known that she was so damn unattractive when young? No, seriously, that was a shock. I thought she always looked good.

I know it was the late 80s/early 90s and the players wore the most unfitting, large outfits ever… but… a mullet? Seriously? And the eyebrows? Omg.  At least she was wurkin’ the headband… I guess.

Hard to believe now she looks like this at 39:

Absurd upgrade is absurd.

And to make this post slightly more informative, here’s the first of four parts of this really good interview Gabby did for Eurosport back in 2006:

More of the Adidas US Open collection…

August 11th, 2009 • 2 comments nole jokevic, tennis players are fashionists too

… in my dreams.

Novak, who as usual, decided to have some fun and, uh, strip in the players’ party in Montréal. From the ATP’s website:

However it was World No.3 Novak Djokovic who stole the show, as he strutted down the catwalk in an oriental-style jacket. The Serbian provocatively teased the crowd as he made his way around the stage, before dropping the jacket to pose in just his underwear, much to the enjoyment of the audience.

Oh, Nole. And of course there’s a video to make things better, to the sound of Destination Calabria:

Ladies, you now have someone to call when you need a little “help” at a bachelorette party.

You know, last time he wore boxers, now briefs… anyone can see a pattern here? Well, I’ll end this with almost-naked Nole touching almost-naked dude:

Three-stripes, US Open ’09

August 11th, 2009 • 3 comments ali tsonga, bb safina, nando "slut" verdasco, nole jokevic, tennis players are fashionists too

And the pictures of the Adidas US Open season collection have surfaced. The shock: I like them.

They’ve decided to stuck with the “locker room” look again. Relaxed (expect porn actor!Nando) players surrounded by sweaty towels and tennis balls — just the way the tennis gods intended. And even Dina looks quite lovely, doesn’t she? Delicate and strong at the same time.

Now, the outfits. Adidas wins a gold star for using pastel colours for this time of the season. Just as I love citric colours for the clay, I love pastel for the hardcourts. I think it gives a nice contrast with the bright blue/green. I’m hoping, this time, Dina’s shirt fits her. I love her but I don’t need to see her belly ever five seconds, thankyouverymuch.

Barely legal

July 15th, 2009 • 4 comments caro the danish cutie, djokovic the hotter, nole jokevic, tennis players are rockstars too

The American men’s lifestyle magazine Complex did a list of the ten hottest ’90s babies. With names like Harry Potter‘s Emma Watson and Twilight‘s Kristen Stewart in it, guess what Fierce Tennis favourite made the list.

Click here to find out!

Oh.

Huh.

Wow.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Is bb Danish Cutie considered hot by American men? Do American men even know who she is? But again, who are these people? Damari Lewis? Emma Roberts? Kristina Debarge? Did they just go to a Los Angeles High School and picked up random teenagers? I have no idea who these girls women are. Either way, congrats to Caro. You know you’ve ~*made it*~ on the WTA when 40-year-old men are perving over you. Cheers, bb.

And to make this entry even more unappropriated, 17-year-old Marko Djokovic when he was 16: