Archive for off-topic
Kids, don’t buy drugs. Become a tennis commentator and you get them for free!
August 3rd, 2010 • 2 comments off-topic
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while. One of ESPN‘s tennis commentators, Mary Carillo, gives spectators a crazy, inspired rant on what happens when you play badminton in your backyard. Spoiler: bad things, apparently! It’s back from the Olympics in Athens in 2004 but maybe you haven’t seen it. I hadn’t.
Now, serioulsy, that looks like a scene out of The Anchorman. Or Sports Night if Casey McCall was on crack.
(Video via Foot Fault!)
Getting down with 3P (Porn, Petkorazzi and, uh…)
May 27th, 2010 • 2 comments off-topic, petkorazzi
Play starts in eight hours and I should be getting some sleep but I’m too busy laughing at my own blog. My dorkiness — IT KNOWS NO BOUNDS. I was looking at the recent ‘search terms’ that lead people to Fierce Tennis and I started giggling like a maniac. I believe it’s time for another of these posts.
DUN DUN DUN. *cue to dramatic music* (Also, apparently my readers have an obsession with who’s gay and who isn’t? Colour me surprised. Let me get on with it now.)
Just today, some of the search terms were:
- lesbian sex wta tour
- rezai slut
- almagro shirtless (ED NOTE: ew.)
- verdasco lopez baby
A few more from this past week:
- did justine henin have a baby
- tennis player forget her shorts
- vika azarenka cameltoe
- “elena dementieva” and “crotch”
- wobbly legs porn
- myskina naked free
- andy roddick ass
- allez bitch
ALSO: I sense a theme:
- petkorazzi
- petkovic andrea
- andrea petkovic grunt
- andrea petkovic legs
- petkorazzi
- is andrea petkovic a lesbian (ED NOTE: Yes, she is.*)
- andrea petkovic grunt
- andrea petkovic hot
And here, a Petkorazzi picture because that’s obviously the only thing you guys are interested in:
You guys know she choked, right?
I feel like I should be more selective of what I post. Soon Google will mistake my blog for a porn website. A gay porn website.
*Jk.
A few quick links!
January 18th, 2010 • ace ace andy, holy rafa, off-topic, squeaky shoes ivanovic, the radwanskas, wags
- Australian Open‘s website in their mobile version. Very good for checking scores when you’re in the movies or simply away from the computer.
- Free AO livestreams: ATDHE.net, FromSport, LiveScoreHunter.
And “news”:
- Andy Roddick‘s wife Brookly Decker in a suit for Elle Magazine. Oh, oh-kay.
- Rafa Nadal om nom nom. I have a feeling he’ll be stripping more to tone down the ridiculousness of his outfit.
- Doesn’t Aga Radwanska clean up nicely? Gracing the cover of magazines and rocking some great hair.
- Ana‘s blogging from Melbourne.
- The Guardian‘s “Australian Open Day 1 in Pictures“.
28-year-old? Amazing how fast time goes by when you’re having fun.
EXCITED??????????????????? (the capslock and multiple question marks say ‘yes’)
January 16th, 2010 • 1 comment off-topic
LET THE FUN BEGIN! @fiercetennis will be spamming tweeting about the matches live. Whee.
Who needs girls?
January 3rd, 2010 • off-topic
Very cute commercial for the Australian Open
Thanks to aussie reader @Kiristea for the tip!
Tennis OTP
December 30th, 2009 • off-topic
The New York Times did a summary of the decade by pictures. It’s amazing, hilarious and oh so true to life. Why is this relevant to tennis? Check out 2008′s couple.
Thanks to reader @discotraxxx for the tip!
Let’s talk tennis-pool
December 25th, 2009 • 6 comments off-topic
I’m sure, by now, everyone’s already bored of eating so much turkey, so let’s have a bit of old-fashioned computer/tennis fun, shall we?
Tennis-Pool, for those that don’t know, is a fantasy tennis game. You pick 10 players for the ATP and 10 for the WTA. You’ll get points for how far they go in the tournaments. Also, each week you can trade 3 players on each tour. For the full rules, you should check out the website.
Am I getting paid for posting this here? No, not at all but if you work for tennis-pool and would like to send me a Christmas bonus, feel free to e-mail me. Why am I posting this here then? It’s fun. I’ve been playing tennis-pool for three years or so and I’ve never manage to complete a full season. I always end up being mad at the stupid game or forgetting to make my trades. Either way, I fail. But, honestly, when you get it right, it’s awesome. I was number one during Wimbledon in the WTA and it managed to give me quite a few opportunities to gloat at my fellow tennis geeks. LOOK AT ME, I’M A GRASS XXXXPEEERRRRT — haha, not.
My username this year will be 2 Sexy 4 My Headband and I’ll be a member of the Fierce Tennis club. I recommend you all to join the club and comment here in the future telling me how you’re the one that should be the tennis blogger because my results obviously say I know nothing about tennis. It will be EPIC, you guys.
Below is my initial team just so you guys can tell how SRS I’m am regarding this. It will probably change once the draws for the first week tourneys come out though.
ATP
WTA
ELENA VESNINA WILL WIN AUCKLAND. MARK MY WORDS! Ahem.
Feel free to talk me out of getting Chaky or something. I’m sure all I need is a little push.
Happy holidays!
December 24th, 2009 • 1 comment kiri is 2 hot 4 u, off-topic
I say, print that card out and hand it to those you love.
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
