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Getting down with 3P (Porn, Petkorazzi and, uh…)

Barbara — Fri, 28 May 2010 01:17:42 +0000

Play starts in eight hours and I should be getting some sleep but I’m too busy laughing at my own blog. My dorkiness — IT KNOWS NO BOUNDS. I was looking at the recent ‘search terms’ that lead people to Fierce Tennis and I started giggling like a maniac. I believe it’s time for another of these posts.

DUN DUN DUN. *cue to dramatic music* (Also, apparently my readers have an obsession with who’s gay and who isn’t? Colour me surprised. Let me get on with it now.)

Just today, some of the search terms were:

lesbian sex wta tour
rezai slut
almagro shirtless (ED NOTE: ew.)
verdasco lopez baby

A few more from this past week:

did justine henin have a baby
tennis player forget her shorts
vika azarenka cameltoe
“elena dementieva” and “crotch”
wobbly legs porn
myskina naked free
andy roddick ass
allez bitch

ALSO: I sense a theme:

petkorazzi
petkovic andrea
andrea petkovic grunt
andrea petkovic legs
petkorazzi
is andrea petkovic a lesbian (ED NOTE: Yes, she is.*)
andrea petkovic grunt
andrea petkovic hot

And here, a Petkorazzi picture because that’s obviously the only thing you guys are interested in:

You guys know she choked, right?

I feel like I should be more selective of what I post. Soon Google will mistake my blog for a porn website. A gay porn website.

*Jk.

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A few quick links!

Barbara — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 20:30:30 +0000

Australian Open‘s website in their mobile version. Very good for checking scores when you’re in the movies or simply away from the computer.
Free AO livestreams: ATDHE.net, FromSport, LiveScoreHunter.

And “news”:

Andy Roddick‘s wife Brookly Decker in a suit for Elle Magazine. Oh, oh-kay.
Rafa Nadal om nom nom. I have a feeling he’ll be stripping more to tone down the ridiculousness of his outfit.
Doesn’t Aga Radwanska clean up nicely? Gracing the cover of magazines and rocking some great hair.
Ana‘s blogging from Melbourne.
The Guardian‘s “Australian Open Day 1 in Pictures“.

28-year-old? Amazing how fast time goes by when you’re having fun.

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EXCITED??????????????????? (the capslock and multiple question marks say ‘yes’)

Barbara — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 19:43:09 +0000

Today’s OOP.

Women’s Draw.

Men’s Draw.

LET THE FUN BEGIN! @fiercetennis will be spamming tweeting about the matches live. Whee.

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Who needs girls?

Barbara — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:43:29 +0000

Very cute commercial for the Australian Open

Thanks to aussie reader @Kiristea for the tip!

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Tennis OTP

Barbara — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:02:09 +0000

The New York Times did a summary of the decade by pictures. It’s amazing, hilarious and oh so true to life. Why is this relevant to tennis? Check out 2008′s couple.

Thanks to reader @discotraxxx for the tip!

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Let’s talk tennis-pool

Barbara — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 18:08:33 +0000

I’m sure, by now, everyone’s already bored of eating so much turkey, so let’s have a bit of old-fashioned computer/tennis fun, shall we?

Tennis-Pool, for those that don’t know, is a fantasy tennis game. You pick 10 players for the ATP and 10 for the WTA. You’ll get points for how far they go in the tournaments. Also, each week you can trade 3 players on each tour. For the full rules, you should check out the website.

Am I getting paid for posting this here? No, not at all but if you work for tennis-pool and would like to send me a Christmas bonus, feel free to e-mail me. Why am I posting this here then? It’s fun. I’ve been playing tennis-pool for three years or so and I’ve never manage to complete a full season. I always end up being mad at the stupid game or forgetting to make my trades. Either way, I fail. But, honestly, when you get it right, it’s awesome. I was number one during Wimbledon in the WTA and it managed to give me quite a few opportunities to gloat at my fellow tennis geeks. LOOK AT ME, I’M A GRASS XXXXPEEERRRRT — haha, not.

My username this year will be 2 Sexy 4 My Headband and I’ll be a member of the Fierce Tennis club. I recommend you all to join the club and comment here in the future telling me how you’re the one that should be the tennis blogger because my results obviously say I know nothing about tennis. It will be EPIC, you guys.

Below is my initial team just so you guys can tell how SRS I’m am regarding this. It will probably change once the draws for the first week tourneys come out though.

ATP

WTA

ELENA VESNINA WILL WIN AUCKLAND. MARK MY WORDS! Ahem.

Feel free to talk me out of getting Chaky or something. I’m sure all I need is a little push.

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Happy holidays!

Barbara — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:20:19 +0000

I say, print that card out and hand it to those you love.

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Separated at birth?

Barbara — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:26:07 +0000

Albert Costa….

And…

What do you say?

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Most suited picture for December ever?

Barbara — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:40:18 +0000

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Very important poll (pls vote and help my troubled mind)

Barbara — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:54:32 +0000

I realize this is a tennis blog. But it’s also a blog that belongs to me, therefore, I’ll post whatever I want. Suck it up, readers. (Just kidding, I ♥ u guise.)

As the days go by, I find myself getting more and more into the TV show Criminal Minds. It’s very entertaining stuff. And now, I’m relating the name “JJ” to that cute blonde on the left below. If I read or write “JJ”, I immediately go “HEE JJ! *squees*”. And this might be an issue. Because JJ is also how I call the tennis player on the right.

So I’m here thinking to myself. Because sometimes I do that… you know, think. And I believe I need another nickname for the Serb. I’m going to do a poll to see what you guys think, but honestly, I’m not feeling any of these names bellow. I’ll be taking suggestions, please comment if you have any. Thanks!

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