The One Where I Pretend I’m Coming Back

October 25th, 2010 • 3 comments petkorazzi, vika azarenka

Since I actually pay to keep this blog up, I might as well post something to make it worth it.

SO, HERE, A PICTURE OF VICTORIOUS VIKA:

(I have the same top in two different colours. And I like how the front of the shirt is tucked in her jeans. It’s………. interesting*.)

I’ll try doing a coverage of Doha, ok. And by coverage, I mean actually posting here, not just tweeting ‘What on earth is JJ wearing’ on a loop. For now, I’ll just say this week was quite nice if you’re a Victoria Azarenka fan. Title in Moscow, proving she’s the real tennis twitter GOAT — not Petko, qualifying for the YEC, etc. Now here’s to her winning a few points in Doha and not fainting next season. Cheers!

And the award of best reaction at wasting a match point goes to………

You’d imagine it would go to Andrea Petkovic, since she’s such a pro at that, but turns out she’s not as expressive as Vika. That’s life, I guess.

*=gay

(gif via fuckyeahwta)

The snuggliest German since Knut

June 14th, 2010 • 2 comments caro the danish cutie, petkorazzi

All in favour of calling the WTA Tour ‘The Petkorazzi & co Tour’ say I.

Meanwhile, still talking about the World Cup (I’m sorry, is there actual tennis going on?): a very cute article on Caro and football. Cutest. Liverpool. Fangirl. Ever.

Yeah…. I don’t even know either.

Getting down with 3P (Porn, Petkorazzi and, uh…)

May 27th, 2010 • 3 comments off-topic, petkorazzi

Play starts in eight hours and I should be getting some sleep but I’m too busy laughing at my own blog. My dorkiness — IT KNOWS NO BOUNDS. I was looking at the recent ‘search terms’ that lead people to Fierce Tennis and I started giggling like a maniac. I believe it’s time for another of these posts.

DUN DUN DUN. *cue to dramatic music* (Also, apparently my readers have an obsession with who’s gay and who isn’t? Colour me surprised. Let me get on with it now.)

Just today, some of the search terms were:

• lesbian sex wta tour
• rezai slut
• almagro shirtless (ED NOTE: ew.)
• verdasco lopez baby

A few more from this past week:

• did justine henin have a baby
• tennis player forget her shorts
• vika azarenka cameltoe
• “elena dementieva” and “crotch”
• wobbly legs porn
• myskina naked free
• andy roddick ass
• allez bitch

ALSO: I sense a theme:

• petkorazzi
• petkovic andrea
• andrea petkovic grunt
• andrea petkovic legs
• petkorazzi
• is andrea petkovic a lesbian (ED NOTE: Yes, she is.*)
• andrea petkovic grunt
• andrea petkovic hot

And here, a Petkorazzi picture because that’s obviously the only thing you guys are interested in:

You guys know she choked, right?

I feel like I should be more selective of what I post. Soon Google will mistake my blog for a porn website. A gay porn website.

*Jk.

*blink* NEW FAVE ALERT */blinks*

May 24th, 2010 • 3 comments petkorazzi

I am not much of a bandwagoner or a person that easily likes a player, but, recently, Jennifer, presented me with the wonders that are Andrea Petkovic. And, seriously, you guys, the wonders.

Why you should love Andrea Petkovic, a list of reasons by Bárbara:

• She calls herself Petkorazzi.
• Her accent.
• Senseless things for senseless people.
• If she was a puppy, there would be pictures of her daily on this tumblr.
  
• She’s funny, like, actually funny.
• She would kick her tennis career for being a rockstar. She even wrote and recorded a song.
  
• She’s a geek. Reads Goethe in German, Sartre in French and studies Political Science.
• She’s not all that bad looking.
• She’s not all that bad of a player.

Summing up: SMITTEN — I AM.

Petkorazzi plays defending champion Sveta on the next round, so sry if there’s any heartbreak to come, guys.