Reason #899899256 to love tennis

June 26th, 2009 • 3 comments sorana banana, tennis players are fashionists too

*My* blog means I can be as much biased as I wish, right?

June 26th, 2009 • 3 comments demented, domi cibulkova, lena v. always brings the lolz, sorana banana, vika azarenka

LEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She defeated Domi today 7-5 4-6 6-4 in 3 hours and 3 minutes. Seriously, what a frakkin’ marathon it was. My heart couldn’t handle it and I eventually focused my attention on Sorana Banana-Vika (¡hola eyecandy!). I believe my most used sentence of the day was “FOR FUCK’S SAKE, LENA V”. The Lenas, you guys, they’re up to no good. They want to give me a heart attack, I’m sure of it. Lena V. choked up a lead in the second and then came back from 0-2 in the third. Each game would last for-frakkin’-ever. The girls did not get the memo this isn’t green clay. This is grass, girls, GRASS! Blink-and-it’s-over grass. Take it easy on me.

Now, Lena V. plays Lena The Greater. Ouch. Lena V., a fourth round is good, girl! Let my all-time fave win pls. In two easy, if possible. Thx!

"Sex sells!"

June 25th, 2009 • 7 comments bondarenkos, caro the danish cutie, chaky, demented, domi cibulkova, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, sorana banana, vika azarenka, williamses

Ok, so the match wasn’t that all exciting. I left home when it was 6-0 2-0 for Caro — obviously proving my jinxing abilities. Kiri put up a fight in the second, broke Caro’s serve back but eventually lost 6-4. I believe that was the first time I’ve seen Caro overpower anyone. Danish Cutie looked like she was in kill mode today. I thought it was lovely. I want Kiri to pick her game up (and her Stella McCartney sponsorship) because when she’s on, she’s a pleasure to watch. Moves well, nice groundstrokes and volleys. Let’s just be glad they played on Centre Court and that means a big number of pics of these two.

Now, tomorrow’s OOP. I can’t help but LOL at the fact Lena is at Court 1 and Serena, two times champion, is at Court 2, a smaller court. And Lena is playing Kulikova, a player outside the top 100, while Serena plays Vinci. No, seriously, EHL-O-fucking-EHL. I give up on trying to understand how the organizers decide the OOP. I’m starting to believe it is to please me, so I’ll most likely not complain. Hellz yeah, moar Russians and pretty Spaniards at showcourts pls.

Tomorrow, to also make me happyyyyy, we get Vika-Sorana Banana () on CC.

Vika, please, PLEASE, be nicer to Sori than Caro was to Kiri? (That’s a weird sentence with lots of ridiculous sounding nicknames.)

Still on Vika, here you can see the videos from the French FHM photoshoot with her, Domi, Alona and Chaky. These screencaps of Vika and Chaky had me laughing for all eternity. I’m pretty sure Chaky “being hot” is one of the most awkward things on Earth. She’s a lovely good-looking girl but my mind just goes “Chaky, bb, please put your clothes on, you’re not old enough for that!”. Ignore the fact Vika is three years younger than her, Chaky is forever 12 for me. I love how Lena makes a “special appareance” on the video and that me and Domi have the same sweater. I even wore it today. Zomg, ~*~fate~*~.

First Roland Garros post

June 5th, 2009 • caro the danish cutie, forza!, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, sorana banana

Well, I actually arrived at Rio on Tuesday but believe it or not, there are moments in my life I have to focus on university and such. I know, unbelievable. I haven’t had time to post anywhere but Twitter (mainly because it’s an addict) so I’m apologizing in advance. As a bitter Rafa fan, instead of watching the semifinals at this very moment, I’ll post here and then bury myself in my new Skins DVDs. You need to have priorities in life.

Why will I start the RG talk on a random first round doubles match when even the Women’s Finals are already decided? Because a) they’re pretty as fuck, b) Kiri doubles is the way I chose to heal from the fact she lost to a girl who probably hasn’t even reach puberty yet and c) I already uploaded those pics on my Flickr account.

And something very important needs to be mentioned: Kuddos to Sorana Cirstea. You know you’re adorable when you catch my attention when Kiri and Caro are right in front of me. Congrats, Sorana Banana. Her English has one of the most adorable accents I’ve ever heard and, dude, I fancy accents, I know about them. Every time she said “You go!”, ” I got!” and “Wait!” I’d awwwn out loud. Specially because she said everything twice so it was “You go you go!” and “Wait wait!”.

This begs for a poll of adorableness:[polldaddy poll=1680519]+ Kiri interview & Sori interview.

Sorana also said the cuuuteeeest “thank you” with a little shy smile when I wished her good luck in singles. My good luck wish was totally working… until I left the country and she lost to Sam Stosur. I’m truly sorry about my jinxing, folks. I really RUINED the tournament. Even a friend of mine said she’ll start calling me “Jinxy” from now on. Frakkin’ ho. I’ll go to the USO next year and jinx Federer. (But knowing me, I’ll probably make Rafa lose on the first round or something.)

Anywaaaaay. Overall, the Kirinetta/QT BFFs match was really entertaining because all four girls are fast. There were amazing points with long rallies and loltastic Frescobol net plays. I sat behind Caro and Sorana’s chairs which was not such a good idea. Caro kept staring at me so I started to feel bad about shoving my camera on her face. Bad bad journalist, I know. But… it’s just doubles. I don’t want to be not even the tiniest bother when she’s playing with her best friend.

My heart was broken into pieces in the match when Caro had an injury timeout. If I was religious, I’d be praying for DC’s back to be ok. I don’t want to think about having my 18-year-old moonballer taken away from me so early. Take care, bb. And pls stop playing so much? Just look at JJ.

Who do you guys want any reports on?