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Be Still My Heart
June 6th, 2009 • 2 comments bb safina, kuzzy, squeaky shoes ivanovic
This French Open will go down for me personally as the French Open of Heartbreaks. I still can’t get my head around the Rafa loss and this one… “wah” expresses my feelings. I just feel bad for Dinara. You could see she was thinking “yes, this is my turn now” through the deception on her eyes. I’d like to expresss my most sincere congratulations to Kuzzy. She played better and (surprisingly) didn’t choke. Pity about the end… can’t think of a worse way to end a Grand Slam final. Kuzzy was very classy with a very discreet celebration proving she’s a great champion. Well, now I just hope this loss doesn’t frak bb Dina’s head up. Keep on the good play and you will win there someday.
The best part of the final was in the ceremony when Steffi Graff (didn’t she look good in that suit???) presented the trophies. Kuzzy was such a fangirl. She kept talking about how she had never met Steffi before and then continue on rambling “I adore you! You’re great!”. Oh, Kuzzy, you dork, we adore you too.
And that classic picture of the champion in front of the Tour Eiffel? That will have me LOL-ing for all eternity because of the contrast between last year’s and this year’s.
Kissing WTA players
May 13th, 2009 • 1 comment danka, demented, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, lena v. always brings the lolz, maria shutupova, squeaky shoes ivanovic
Because I need to cheer myself up considering I won’t watch Lena-Momo… today… on clay…. because of uni. Woes.
Sometimes I think I could do a blog only about the LAWLZ of WTAWorld(now Tennisforum, or whatever)/MTF, but that would be too lurker-y. Even for me. Eh, anyway. Today I saw this thread up there:
If Maria, Ana, Dani and Elena wants to kiss you…
I would probably try letting down Lena nicely (really, Lena, I love you, just not like that) and then be all “Bitch plz!” to the other three. That being said, they should have given different options of Marias and Elenas. Kirilenko? Vesnina? Way better options, dudes.
P.S. I have a friend who thinks Muzzah is hotter than Rafa. She was dropped on her head as a baby, right?
Pretty boys and girls
April 23rd, 2009 • 1 comment F-Lo, david ferrer, nando "slut" verdasco, nicolas almagro, squeaky shoes ivanovic, tennis players are fashionists too
I do believe tennis is one of the few sports where me and women are equally sexualized. Which is sort of all different kids of awesome, you’re not going to find me complaining on this.
Feliciano Lopez, Fernando Verdasco, David Ferrer, Tommy Robredo and Nicolas Amagro posed for the Spanish ELLE magazine in Miami. So if you want to see pictures of hot shirtless Spanish men, click here. (And I know you all will, because ¡Hola! Nando and Feli)
And still on the awesomeness of Spanish magazines, Ana Ivanovic did a photoshoot for Vanity Fair Spain.
I think this is one of the best photoshoots with Ana I’ve seen. Specially if you remember the calendar. That was trashy… at the very least. So kuddos to Ana. You can see the rest of the pictures here, she looks beautiful in all of them.





Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.