Cuts are obviously overrated, Rafa is the hottest thing since the sun

February 25th, 2010 • 1 comment holy rafa, tennis players are rockstars too

GUYS.
GUYS.
GUYS.

My mind went into some really weird fight. There’s this side, the good side, who was all: “Dear boy, Rafa! I remember when you were a baby in your sleeveless shirts, upsetting the likes of Coria and stuff. Now suddenly you’re being straddled by a popstar and liking it? I get it, Shakira is hot, but you shouldn’t be touching girls that way. You should be happy playing Winning Eleven with the big boys. Not wanting some nippleless woman to play with your big boy.*”

The other side of my brain, the bad side, is just going: “OH MY GOD, CAN I PLEASE BE SHAKIRA? CAN WE GET MORE RAFA SHOTS? CAN WE GET A SLOW MOTION CLIP OF HIM BENDING NOW TO PICK SOMETHING-” I’ll stop before it goes to far.

Anyway, here’s the video.

Keep in mind this is art, not glorified fapping material.**

*I don’t know what I was thinking when I typed that. Apologies.

** LOLOLOLOLLLL.

(caps via iheartrafa)

Right………………..

February 23rd, 2010 • holy rafa, tennis players are rockstars too

Rafa Nadal for the Shakira video Gipsy.

My thoughts can be summed by one picture:

Carry on.

Justine Henin takes the “rockstar” thing a little too seriously

January 6th, 2010 • 3 comments allez bitch is back, tennis players are rockstars too

This year’s comeback baby, Justine Henin, appeared in this amazing music video of Belgian popstar Lara Fabian back in June.

When I say amazing, I really mean a-m-a-z-i-n-g.  You can watch such revolutionary music video HERE. (Spoiler: Lara Fabian makes the world colourful. :’) Beautiful.)

That’s a….. very interesting tune there. My favourite part of the video is when “Lara” draws a rainbow for Justine. How’s your ex-husband, Juju?

P.S. I’M SO GLAD I HAVE A “TENNIS PLAYERS ARE ROCKSTARS TOO” TAG.

The shallow

October 1st, 2009 • 1 comment danka, demented, nastya myskina, spice girls, tennis players are rockstars too, vika azarenka, yanina wickmayer

I’ve a watched a total of one match in Tokyo: the Pavs-Venus one. I do not have the hypocrisy to comment on the tennis. I could look at the stats, read the articles and come up with my own thoughts but not having actually watched the matches, I’d feel like I was lying. Therefore, I’ll comment on what I can:

Vika. In shorts!

“Is that really blog-worthy?”, you might ask. “Yes”, I’d say, “It’s my blog, shut up.”

I love tennis skirts. I even prefer to play in skirts, they look cuter. But when every WTA-er is playing in one… it gets boring. I wonder if it’s a femininity thing. Because the girls are professional athletes, with strong muscles and all, maybe they feel like they get girlier in skirts. If that’s the case: fail, ladies, fail. Most of the time, a fitting pair of short shorts look a lot more feminine and sexier than these loose dresses at the hips they wear.

If you’re a professional tennis player reading this and you’re wondering what to wear next season, let me help you. I imagine the headband is a given. So let’s continue on the shorts — which type suits you best.

Considered one of the sport’s greatest fashion style, Anna K. knew how to wear her shorts.

The belt is what makes the outfit. In both cases, it’s used to complement the bi-colour scheme. Simple, feminine and stylish. Even Elena Dementieva wore a rip-off (+ ridiculously amounts of FAIL) from Yonex.

Another player that was famous for her short-wearing was crazy, crazy Nastya Myskina. When she isn’t on reality shows, making out with girlbands members or riding horses naked… she is wearing shorts! Trufax.

And to finish this (because oh my goodness, it was serious HARD), lovely Daniela Hantuchova and Yanina Wickmayer.

Today’s Lesson: LESS dresses that make you look like you’re pregnant, MORE shorts.

Professional tennis players, feel free to e-mail me for fashion help. It will only cost a small fee. Ty.

I'll just change the blog's name to the "Official Caro Fangirling Blog" or something

July 17th, 2009 • 3 comments caro the danish cutie, tennis players are rockstars too, the radwanskas

From Danish Cutie‘s blog:

“(…) so afterwards I barely had enough time to change and do my hair before I went to a Britney Spears concert to celebrate. 23 of my friends went to the concert with me so it was a lot of fun, and afterwards we went out in until almost 6:00 a.m. the next morning.”

As a Britney fan (and not even a tiny bit ashamed to admit it), this sounds like a perfect birthday. Copenhagen, Britbrit concert, 23 friends. Awesome. Plus, sources says The Rads were there. Who wouldn’t love to celebrate their birthday with the most hilarious sisters on a good pop concert? I know I would.

But… out until 6 am and you’ve never been drunk? Please, Caro, lie some more. ;)

Barely legal

July 15th, 2009 • 4 comments caro the danish cutie, djokovic the hotter, nole jokevic, tennis players are rockstars too

The American men’s lifestyle magazine Complex did a list of the ten hottest ’90s babies. With names like Harry Potter‘s Emma Watson and Twilight‘s Kristen Stewart in it, guess what Fierce Tennis favourite made the list.

Click here to find out!

Oh.

Huh.

Wow.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Is bb Danish Cutie considered hot by American men? Do American men even know who she is? But again, who are these people? Damari Lewis? Emma Roberts? Kristina Debarge? Did they just go to a Los Angeles High School and picked up random teenagers? I have no idea who these girls women are. Either way, congrats to Caro. You know you’ve ~*made it*~ on the WTA when 40-year-old men are perving over you. Cheers, bb.

And to make this entry even more unappropriated, 17-year-old Marko Djokovic when he was 16:

YOU STAY CLASSY, WIMBY

June 30th, 2009 • 2 comments demented, tennis players are rockstars too

I was just looking for cute pictures of Lena giggling/celebrating her SECOND SEMIFINAL IN A ROW (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and I see this:

Why-oh-why do I feel like we should expect crotch pictures of the players getting out of cars next year? I do not want to see athletes à la Britney Spears, tyvm, photographers. I know this must sound odd and all but I’m on this for the, you know, tennis (*GASP!*).

It's gonna be a bumpy ride

June 29th, 2009 • 6 comments caro the danish cutie, sabine sparkles, tennis players are rockstars too

More LAWLZ from the Sabine-Caro bump.

You can just hear Caro going in her head “BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH, pls”. I want as many pictures of “the bump” as possible.

Q. Seemed to be an instant where you almost bumped at net at the changeover. What happened there?

SABINE LISICKI: You know, I don’t know. We’ve been changing the sides all the time, you know, the whole match. I was always passing on the left side and she was passing on the right side. So, I don’t know. She all of a sudden went to the side I was passing all the time, and we just bumped each other.

But, I mean, there’s no big deal for me.

Q. You were a little bit unhappy. You had a quick word with the umpire.

SABINE LISICKI: Me?

Q. Yes.

SABINE LISICKI: No, it was her. She was discussing with him. I was just focusing for the next game.

O snap, you guys. She blames Caro. O SNAP. Someone should have asked if she thought they were still friends — you know, for the drama. Goodness knows how much the British press enjoys a bitch fight.

And because everything gets funnier when gif-ed:

"I'm not invisible"

June 29th, 2009 • bb safina, caro the danish cutie, momo the sassy french lesbian sex kitten, sabine sparkles, tennis players are rockstars too

“WTF, DUDE?”

Listening to Caro say she’s not invisible with the heavier accent I’ve ever seen come out of her mouth followed by a little pout makes me realize that, in end, they’re all just big kids. ♥ I hope Sabine and her continue to be friends. Because, geez, Danish Cutie looked a lot pissed, complaining to the umpire and all. And Sabine didn’t even move to say sorry or anything like that — she just sat there. Sometimes (and by that, I mean always) you gotta love all the drama in the WTA. Thank you for the entertainment, girls. I really appreciate.

You can download the video of the bump here. Congrats to Sabine in her QFs (even though I want Dina or Momo to win).

Middle sunday, yo

June 28th, 2009 • 3 comments alizé cornet, caro the danish cutie, jj, kuzzy, sorana banana, tennis players are fashionists too, tennis players are rockstars too, vika azarenka

Well, I actually have nothing to report but I thought I was doing so well posting here everyday! Didn’t want to ruin that, did I? So how about I post on… nothing? Yeah? Exciting? Cool.

Via adeegee’s Wimbly reports, a few cute pictures of the girls:

Caro Wozniacki rocking out with her wayfarers.

Yeah, baby, you’re so .

Is she looking for her mojo? Idek but LOL either way, JJ.

Vika and her headband of sex. I wonder if she takes that thing off for showering and stuff.

Caro and  wear matching nail polish. ‘Nough said.

“Zomg Caro, did you see how adorable I just was?”

Track jacket. Want.

Watchya listenin’ to, Kuz? Lil’ Wayne?