Cuts are obviously overrated, Rafa is the hottest thing since the sun

February 25th, 2010 • 1 comment Rafael Nadal, Rockstars

GUYS.
GUYS.
GUYS.

My mind went into some really weird fight. There’s this side, the good side, who was all: “Dear boy, Rafa! I remember when you were a baby in your sleeveless shirts, upsetting the likes of Coria and stuff. Now suddenly you’re being straddled by a popstar and liking it? I get it, Shakira is hot, but you shouldn’t be touching girls that way. You should be happy playing Winning Eleven with the big boys. Not wanting some nippleless woman to play with your big boy.*”

The other side of my brain, the bad side, is just going: “OH MY GOD, CAN I PLEASE BE SHAKIRA? CAN WE GET MORE RAFA SHOTS? CAN WE GET A SLOW MOTION CLIP OF HIM BENDING NOW TO PICK SOMETHING-” I’ll stop before it goes to far.

Anyway, here’s the video.

Keep in mind this is art, not glorified fapping material.**

*I don’t know what I was thinking when I typed that. Apologies.

** LOLOLOLOLLLL.

(caps via iheartrafa)

Right………………..

February 23rd, 2010 • Rafael Nadal, Rockstars

Rafa Nadal for the Shakira video Gipsy.

My thoughts can be summed by one picture:

Carry on.

Justine Henin takes the “rockstar” thing a little too seriously

January 6th, 2010 • 5 comments Justine Henin, Rockstars

This year’s comeback baby, Justine Henin, appeared in this amazing music video of Belgian popstar Lara Fabian back in June.

When I say amazing, I really mean a-m-a-z-i-n-g.  You can watch such revolutionary music video HERE. (Spoiler: Lara Fabian makes the world colourful. :’) Beautiful.)

That’s a….. very interesting tune there. My favourite part of the video is when “Lara” draws a rainbow for Justine. How’s your ex-husband, Juju?

P.S. I’M SO GLAD I HAVE A “TENNIS PLAYERS ARE ROCKSTARS TOO” TAG.

The shallow

October 1st, 2009 • 1 comment Anastasia Myskina, Anna Kournikova, Daniela Hantuchova, Elena Dementieva, Rockstars, Victoria Azarenka, Yanina Wickmayer

I’ve a watched a total of one match in Tokyo: the Pavs-Venus one. I do not have the hypocrisy to comment on the tennis. I could look at the stats, read the articles and come up with my own thoughts but not having actually watched the matches, I’d feel like I was lying. Therefore, I’ll comment on what I can:

Vika. In shorts!

“Is that really blog-worthy?”, you might ask. “Yes”, I’d say, “It’s my blog, shut up.”

I love tennis skirts. I even prefer to play in skirts, they look cuter. But when every WTA-er is playing in one… it gets boring. I wonder if it’s a femininity thing. Because the girls are professional athletes, with strong muscles and all, maybe they feel like they get girlier in skirts. If that’s the case: fail, ladies, fail. Most of the time, a fitting pair of short shorts look a lot more feminine and sexier than these loose dresses at the hips they wear.

If you’re a professional tennis player reading this and you’re wondering what to wear next season, let me help you. I imagine the headband is a given. So let’s continue on the shorts — which type suits you best.

Considered one of the sport’s greatest fashion style, Anna K. knew how to wear her shorts.

The belt is what makes the outfit. In both cases, it’s used to complement the bi-colour scheme. Simple, feminine and stylish. Even Elena Dementieva wore a rip-off (+ ridiculously amounts of FAIL) from Yonex.

Another player that was famous for her short-wearing was crazy, crazy Nastya Myskina. When she isn’t on reality shows, making out with girlbands members or riding horses naked… she is wearing shorts! Trufax.

And to finish this (because oh my goodness, it was serious HARD), lovely Daniela Hantuchova and Yanina Wickmayer.

Today’s Lesson: LESS dresses that make you look like you’re pregnant, MORE shorts.

Professional tennis players, feel free to e-mail me for fashion help. It will only cost a small fee. Ty.

I'll just change the blog's name to the "Official Caro Fangirling Blog" or something

July 17th, 2009 • 3 comments Agnieszka Radwanska, Caroline Wozniacki, Rockstars

From Danish Cutie‘s blog:

“(…) so afterwards I barely had enough time to change and do my hair before I went to a Britney Spears concert to celebrate. 23 of my friends went to the concert with me so it was a lot of fun, and afterwards we went out in until almost 6:00 a.m. the next morning.”

As a Britney fan (and not even a tiny bit ashamed to admit it), this sounds like a perfect birthday. Copenhagen, Britbrit concert, 23 friends. Awesome. Plus, sources says The Rads were there. Who wouldn’t love to celebrate their birthday with the most hilarious sisters on a good pop concert? I know I would.

But… out until 6 am and you’ve never been drunk? Please, Caro, lie some more. ;)