WTA Saturday!

October 16th, 2009 • 1 comment caro the danish cutie, forza!, francesca schiavone, petra kvitova, sam stosur, sania mirza, the radwanskas, yanina wickmayer

Linz Semifinals:

Petra Kvitova x Agnieszka Radwanska

Yanina Wickmayer x Flavia Pennetta

I desperately want a Catwoman-Batwoman final but it’s not like I’m expecting Yanina (aka Batoman aka Sexy Bitch aka Wicky) to defeat Flavia. Oh well.

Tokyo Semifinals:

Francesca Schiavone x Sania Mirza

Caroline Wozniacki x Samantha Stosur

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I wish Sam-Caro was the final. Alas, it’s not. So I don’t care who wins the other semifinal as long as Sunshine takes the title. Deal? Alright.

*Flawless.

Honestly, I’m as lost as you guys: WTA, the fetish edition

October 16th, 2009 • 7 comments anna-lena groënefeld, tamira paszek, tatjana malek, the radwanskas, yanina wickmayer

I will post these just for the absolute hilarity they bring. I have no idea where they’re from. But while I found out, let’s not lose precious time to look at Wicky and Aga in costumes. BATWOMAN and CATWOMAN costumes.

I don’t even…. LOLOLOLOLOL. Look at that Sexy Bitch stare from Wicky there. LADIES, NEVER EVER EVER EVER CHANGE. (And Aga looks sort of sexy, no? I love the hair.)

Anna-Lena Groënefeld, a.k.a. Spiderwoman, says MEOW. Or rawr. Or… nothing, like spiders.

Here are the rest with some other players: Barbara Schett, Tamira Paszek, Andrea Petkovic and Tatjana Malek.

Laughing. For-frakkin‘-ever.

Honestly, WTA, and then you come to us complaining why you aren’t taken seriously. Gee, I wonder why. Maybe Batwoman could help me with that answer.

A day in the life of Caroline Wozniacki

October 13th, 2009 • 1 comment caro the danish cutie, kiri is 2 hot 4 u, the radwanskas

A picture diary — because Caro herself doesn’t update her blog enough.

Wake up. Stretch.

Giggle a bit.

Be nice a girl to some cute kids.

Do that thing called “play tennis”.

Hang out with some random hot chick.

More giggles!

Kiddy time part two.

More hot chicks!

Giggle giggle.

Stretch again.

Check Fierce Tennis.

Sleep.

Yo yo West Side

October 11th, 2009 • 4 comments kuzzy, the radwanskas

Let me take a second as a Radwanska fan to mourn this loss. I only watched the second set (and I started at 1-3) and, from what I saw, bb Aga was being completely controlled. Kuz was moving her very well and was hardly giving her opportunity for these amazing counter punching attacks. She ended up taking the match and title with an easy 6-2 6-4 score. Congratulations, Sveta.

Now, let’s talk about what you all come here for. Sveta’s gang signs.

Just… what? Has she joined the Russian mafia or something? Is that an “M” for Moscow? Isn’t she from St. Petersburg? I’m properly confused.

The first one is, apparently, Aga pretending to hit Sveta with the stuffed tennis ball. I missed that during the ceremony. Woes.

Tennis Players — Enhancing the cuteness of sports since, well, a very long time

October 9th, 2009 • 1 comment holy rafa, nole jokevic, the radwanskas, the russian sexgod

From today’s pressers pictures.

NOM NOM NOM yummy water is yummy. *gulps* (I like your hair like this, Aga)

Very yummy water indeed.

*dies a little*

*completely dies*

Rafa is not amused.

Milan? Really? Well, okay, Nole

Why the Radwanskas should get a twitter:

October 8th, 2009 • ace ace andy, lucasz kubot, the radwanskas

The LOLZ these microblogs bring.

Roddick, three days after losing to polish Lucasz Kubot, 2-6 4-6 in the first round of Beijing.

The Radwanskas play videogame.

October 8th, 2009 • 1 comment caro the danish cutie, the radwanskas

Who do I need to bribe for Aga and Ula to get twitters? Just tell me, please, I’ll do it.

Look at these two cuties looking up as they play PS 3. Adorbs. What do you guys think they’re playing? Barbie? Resident Evil?

Ula and Caro cuddling up hanging out as they watch Aga’s match.

Polish Trio: I ♥ them.

Hey guys. What’s up, you guys?

October 5th, 2009 • 2 comments caro the danish cutie, jj, lena v. always brings the lolz, the radwanskas

I’m just here to tell I have absolutely no plans in making a real post for like… the rest of the season. Actually, lies, I’ll do my best during Kremlin, my favourite non-GS/FC/DC tournament, and the YEC. Other than that… nope. It’s literally impossible for me to watch over 20 minutes of it with the surreal timezones. And my desire to criticize the WTA, differently from lots of people, doesn’t exist. Sorry.

Instead, I’ll make your days a little more brighter with tennis the Sesame Street:

If you want to make this picture even more hilarious and cracktastic, you can do what I did: pretended Jankovic was in the Elmo costume.

A few more pictures of the Radwanskas + Caro.

These three might be even more ridiculous in pictures than Elena Vesnina. I don’t know, such a tough choice.

Fabulouska!

September 27th, 2009 • 2 comments caro the danish cutie, the radwanskas

Can we take a second here to squee over my fierce Polish Trio?

Carry on!

TOKYO THIS (NEXT) WEEK. WHEEEEEE. /o/ Dear goodness, I miss my girls.

Glow in the dark stick

September 6th, 2009 • maria shutupova, tennis players are fashionists too, the radwanskas, vika azarenka

If we forget the actual tennis for a second, we can focus on the really important stuff: Sharapova‘s day dress.

First, according to TheDailyForehand twitter (I have no desire in fact checking that), the “last time Sharapova debuted a new daytime dress in the 3rd round after night matches in a different outfit, she lost to Radwanska“. Amusing.

Now, let’s talk about the outfit. It’s explained why Sharapova had shoes that didn’t match her silver night dress at all. They were for this lovely ensemble. The bright yellow detail on her white shoes matched… the stripes on her dress… that also matched… the contour of the visor… that also matched the… wait for it… TENNIS BALL. Why yes, I do love it, how can you tell? I just have a couple of questions about the outfit:

1. Does it glow in the dark?
2. Can I get a “tennis ball” yellow headband with that?

And it’s possible the “Headband Curse” that is going on has the opposite effect on Sharapova. Ever since Vika started wearing the HoS (Headband of Sex), her slump started. But when Sharapova plays without one, she loses. Coincidence? I think not. Discuss.

On the next FierceTennis post, I’ll teach you guys how to make your own Sharapova U.S. Open 2009 day outfit. All you’ll need is a Wimbledon dress, a pink and a yellow highlighter.

Stay tuned.