Archive for vika azarenka
Love is in the air
January 5th, 2010 • 2 comments caro the danish cutie, vika azarenka
I JUST WANT THEM TO GET GAY MARRIED ALREADY.
A super cute girl with a polish name — The song (yes, you heard that right, THE SONG)
December 26th, 2009 • 4 comments caro the danish cutie, vika azarenka
First, I’d like to thank playalovegame for pointing this out and making my life a bit brighter. Second, I’d like to ask if Caro is putting something on the water of her fans. After Woz Woz (I can’t even type that without laughing), we now have Super Cute Girl With A Polish Name.
her backhand’s as sweet as orange sorbet
i sure hope she’s a little gay (even .1% will do)
she’s a super cute girl with a polish name
Omg so catchy.
To please the video maker and me (Hello excuse to post a picture of rockstar Vika! ♥):
.1%, right?
ETA:
Let’s discuss rockstars
December 22nd, 2009 • caro the danish cutie, david ferrer, spice girls, tommy robredo, vika azarenka
(or my WTA babies)
Yesterday, we had an exhibition in Kiev, Ukraine with quite a few stars: Victoria Azarenka, Caroline Wozniacki, Anna Kournikova, David Ferrer and Tommy Robredo. This exhibition was also a valid opportunity for me to go “HEEEE VIKA AND CARO ILU BABIES GO CONQUER THE TOUR” except more calmly. A lot more calmly, I promise.
They played a set, in which Caro won 7-5. I’m sure Caro pushed the balls and Vika hit them as hard as she could.
They made out after the match because Vika found out she was going get some shiny present for Christmas. Not a puppy though. Maybe an engagement ring?
After the singles match, Vika parterned up with Tommy to play against fucking rockstar, Anna Kournikova and David Ferrer.
Vika/Tommy defeated Anna K./Ferru 6-3. Anna K. wasn’t as amused as Vika by the outcome.
BONUS: Victoria Azarenka thinks ridiculous hats are fashionable. Bless that lil’ chavtastic Belarussian.
Your Vika pic of the day
November 2nd, 2009 • 4 comments tennis players are fashionists too, vika azarenka
What. On. Earth. Is. That?
Cute though. Her mom, her gay and some “OH GOD MY EYES MY EYES” outfit.
MUST WATCH VIDEO: Player Party in Doha
November 1st, 2009 • 6 comments caro the danish cutie, vika azarenka
Even with all the dancing in Doha, this might have been the CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK.
(CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE VIDEO)
Victoria Azarenka (on Caro): “She’s a great pusher. I’ve never seen anyone push the ball that bad.”
Caroline Wozniacki (on Vika): “She’s actually a brainless ballbasher that just hits every single ball as hard as she can. And I think that’s actually why we compliment each other so well. Because I push the ball back in the court all the time and she just hits it as hard as she can. And somehow we get the good rallies.”
Victoria Azarenka: “And that’s why we play for three hours. Because we can’t do anything else.”
CUTENESS OVERLOAD: You see it here at Fierce Tennis first.
Woes and hugs
October 30th, 2009 • 6 comments caro the danish cutie, jj, lena v. always brings the lolz, the radwanskas, vika azarenka
If I was the chairman of the WTA, I’d think something was wrong. Hell, I’d know something was wrong. It’s bad enough that they have to use a second alternate in a 8-player tournament. But having another player cry on court, after the whole Caro drama? It’s terrible. This is sport, not a hospital. We shouldn’t have this many girls taped up, limping around while trying to hit yellow balls. It’s not entertaining to watch.
Vika today had everything to make her first YEC semifinals ever. She was up 6-4 5-2 against Aga. She failed. She had back and leg problems. We were forced to see another play tear up. I was not amused. My heart was broken.
With this defeat, the players to through in the White Group (aka The “omg we’re dying dyiiiiinnnng” Group) are JJ (I know, wtf) and Caro. I will post the cute moments of Caro and Ula in the stands when someone puts the videos up. Caro and her dad Piotr dancing to Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies” and Caro’s choreography to “I Will Survive” (will you really?) as Ula watches her on the screen and laughs. Cuteness. (That was before Vika started sobbing btw.)
And since we’re on the subject of Danish Cutie, Danish news websites sure seem to know where their priorities lie.
Nice layout thur.
I’ll finish this post with a picture that should feel like a big warm hug to cheer up all the Vika fans here. And I know there are a lot.
Lena V. is the special Russian bonus. :)
Today’s OOP + last day of RR
October 30th, 2009 • 5 comments bepa z., the radwanskas, vika azarenka
Centre Court (from 17.00hrs)
- Caroline Wozniacki vs. Jelena Jankovic
- Svetlana Kuznetsova vs. Elena Dementieva
- Agnieszka Radwanska vs. Victoria Azarenka
Aga Radwanska will be playing her first (and only) match in the tournament by replacing Bepa Zvonareva, that pulled out due to an ankle injury (oh, sure — I’ll pretend to believe that).
How we are standing right now:
I wish I could explain the possible outcomes. Instead, I’ll recommend everyone that needs some understanding of Round Robin, go read this thread at Tennis Forum that has all the scenarios. I’ll be here remembering why I’m a member of this group on Facebook.
Video + gifs from Vika’s meltdown yesterday
October 29th, 2009 • 7 comments vika azarenka
And here you can watch the video of the last two games:
As the uploader so brilliantly summarized, “Azarenka loses her mind. Carol wins!” Indeed.
Everyone’s favourite brat
October 28th, 2009 • 10 comments vika azarenka
I wasn’t even going to post today… but seriously, I just have to:
L-O-L. Never change, Vika. Never change. ♥
“I’m glad she gave me the match. It worked out pretty well for me.”
October 27th, 2009 • 3 comments jj, vika azarenka
Match 1: Azarenka def. Jankovic 6-2 6-3
The day in Doha started in a quite anti-climatic way. The official tour diva and one of the most promising youngsters didn’t seem to attract the residents. Lots of empty places. And the ones that were filled, belonged to unenthusiastic fans that seemed to believe clapping was overrated. The match itself was also far from stellar. In the two sets Vika and JJ played, the Serbian manage to make 33 unforced errors.
JJ herself agreed her performance was poor. “I gave the match away”, she said. Vika’s response? “I’m glad she gave me the match. It worked out pretty well for me.” OOOOOH BURN.
Onto the outfits, Vika still fails to comprehend what “clothes that fit” truly means. It’s okay, it’s endearing. And I really love the blue. I just don’t know what’s going on with the dark blue + black sneakers. They match with nothing in the outfit. They don’t even look Nike’s (or tennis shoes, for the matter in fact). I’ll choose to believe she lost a bet to her coach and, in return, she has to wear ridiculously manly sneaker. Yeah, that’s the theory I’m going for. Why yes, I do like to be completely oblivious to the girl’s bad fashion sense. Why do you ask?
JJ’s dress on the other hand… is not as bad as I expected? Seriously, I’m as shocked as you guys are. It’s much more simple than the absurd frilly stuff Anta has come up with her the whole year. And I actually like the stripes. Of course, I could live without the double-layer thing but I’m in no position to complain, right?
The highlights for the match can be watched here, at the WTA website. For the White Group, tomorrow, Vika will 4th seed Caroline Wozniacki and JJ will play first seed Dinara Safina.
And now a tiny Vika picspam, because, gosh, I’ve missed that bratty little thing.
I like fist pumping pictures. Maybe it’s because I’m a Rafa fan.
Answer: I have tried and failed several times to keep blogs up. Why? Because I don’t like doing serious journalism unless there’s money showing up in my bank account — and there wasn’t. This blog will have no interest in being impartial or, you know, actually talking about the sport (ok, maybe from time to time). There are tons of other blogs (and news websites) that do this job pretty well already. Here we will discuss the shallow part: the outfits, the gossip, the outrages and who Fernando Verdasco is currently dating.
