Kim Sears — Andy Murray‘s girlfriend/ex-girlfriend/girlfriend/ex-girlfriend/girlfriend, Walk Walk Fashion Baby, Nigel Sears‘ daughter, WAG EXTRAORDINAIRE — is back. Bow down, bitches. She’ll kick your ass with her ‘Come on Andy’s, perfectly fitting cardigans and aviators. It might be possible I like Kim more than Mandy. Probably because I get attached to random people for no reason. Or because there’s Maggie:

We’ll never know, I guess.

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And “news”:

• Andy Roddick‘s wife Brookly Decker in a suit for Elle Magazine. Oh, oh-kay.
• Rafa Nadal om nom nom. I have a feeling he’ll be stripping more to tone down the ridiculousness of his outfit.
• Doesn’t Aga Radwanska clean up nicely? Gracing the cover of magazines and rocking some great hair.
• Ana‘s blogging from Melbourne.
• The Guardian‘s “Australian Open Day 1 in Pictures“.

28-year-old? Amazing how fast time goes by when you’re having fun.

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Maria Sharapova and has a new beard beau, Lakers’ player, Sasha Vujacic.

Their “ship name” is, apparently, Mashasha. I want to marry whoever came up with that. Mashashashashasha — I could go on forever.

Camilla will forever be my fave WAG though. Adorable and stylish.

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According to Brazilian fashion blog Fashionismo, Camilla Belle and Fernando Verdasco were spotted sharing a meal yesterday at the Rockefeller Center. This is the same Camilla, that five months ago, was getting all friendly with the attractive Spaniard. And the same one that, last month, was making tween idol Joe Jonas weep. Oh, gurl, don’t go breaking my heart.

xoxo

Fierce Girl

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Yesterday, to the dismay of all tennis fangirls around the world, DTL reported that Maratski is getting married. According to rumors, the Russian SEXGOD will tie the knot with his fancy blowup doll girlfriend, Nastya Osipova, of pop group Blestyashchie. Now, when I read that, the band’s name immediately rang a bell. And, shockingly enough, I’m not particularly familiar with Slavic girlbands, no. So where did I know this amazing piece of Eastern European music from?

Well, remember this?

This being when former Roland Garros champion, Anastasia Myskina, was caught* lip-locking with a woman with huge fake breasts? Well, that woman was Anna Semenovich. Who, according to Wiki, is a retired competitive ice dancer, singer, actress, model and, of course, former member of Blestyashchie. After some very entertaining research, I found out that Marat’s girlfriend joined that band to replace Nastya’s, uh, friend.

Awesome, right? These two grew together, played Hopman Cup together and are now are sleeping their way through some trashy girlband together. Just when you think the Russians couldn’t entertain me more… they do that. And just to help the girls (and boys) mourn, have some hot pictures of Maratski:

*by caught, I mean when she basically just turned to the cameras and said “Hey, look how I’m such a rockstar and make out with chicks”

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Cue to No Doubt’s Spiderwebs.

And, since I don’t know if you guys follow tween gossip but, Camilla Belle (aka everyone’s favourite Tennis WAG) and her beard beau broke up. We asked Sharapova to comment on that and this is what she had to say:

Yeah, ok, Masha.

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Sánchez, when not posing with hot tennis players, plays a cop that likes to make out with redheaded girls in v. appropriate places such as labs and parking lots in the Spanish TV show Los Hombres de Paco.

Now, to leave me amused FOR-EVER, Carlos Moya is dating Carolina Cerezuela.

Okay, so, technically he’s been dating her for a while but I hadn’t recognized her. When I saw Carlos at the Madrid Open with her, my thoughts were “Why is his hair like that? I don’t like it. What a manwhore he is, cheated on Flavia. Who’s that girl though? I’ve seen her somewhere” and such. I wasn’t really focused on finding out who his girlfriend was. So when my friend pointed out on her twitter that Carlos was dating an actress from Hospital Central, everything clicked. And by clicked, I mean I reacted like “OMG IT’S VERO, CARLOS IS DATING VERO. VERO OMG. GAY VERO FROM HOSPITAL CENTRAL! VERO!”*

So, anyway, given that most people here are familiar with Carlos Moya, I’ll post this video of his girlfriend so you can all find it amusing he’s dating VERO FROM HOSPITAL CENTRAL (capslock needed):

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Tennis, you guys, I love it. Even when there’s not a single tournament I care about going on.

BONUS: I feel like this picspam at iheartrafa of Rafa Nadal clinging boys is very appropriated for this post.

*and I don’t even watch Hospital Cental. Or any Spanish shows — I should mention that. But still, lol.

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Thoughts all the men’s final: YAWN. I don’t care if it was 789845-789843 on the fifth set. It felt like I was watching two pros practice their serves. Congratulations, Federer, on being the greatest ever yadda yadda yadda. Next.

Q. How would you describe what you did today?

ANDY RODDICK: I lost.

No shit, Andy. BYE GRASS, SEE YOU NEXT YEAR. Don’t let the door hit you on your way out. BYEEEEEEEEEEEE. Now, can we pls fast-forward to clay? Fine, fine, I’ll be nice during the American hardcourt season. *pouts*

Kim Sears looking pretty as fuck in a gorgeous blue Fred Perry cardigan fyt.

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Moving on.

Roddick‘s wife, the “model”, Brookly Decker… teasing the photographers? Because, honestly, I can’t think of anything sexier than a piece of paper. Nom nom nom. And I remember looking for that cap in every single Lacoste store in Paris when that thing came out and they only had in men’s size. So either they released smaller model now or she has a very a big head. *insert 5645 dirty jokes involving the word head + her “modelling” career here* Yes, I am a terrible person. No wonder people search those awful things and it leads them to my blog.

Sara Foster, sweetie, you’re not that famous. Why are you hiding? Was today’s “pretend you’re goth” day? No? Then the answer is GET A BETTER OUTFIT. You have to dress better or the title of my favourite WAG will go to Mirka or something. Oh lol, I kid, I kid. I could never trade you for Miroslava. Maybe for Kim Sears, but certainly not for Mirka! :D

And just because I’m sure everyone misses the best WAG that has ever been — Camilla Belle, I must post a pic to remember the good times.

Bonus: a picture of the happy couple at its prime* before Camilla moved onto the ATP/prepubescent Disney boys.

*Must not make Muff Muncher jokes. Must not make Muff Muncher jokes. Must not make Muff Muncher jokes. Oh damn.

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This is why five-setters win at life. Mandy‘s match against Stan was beyond entertaining. I’m sure you can read some very long report praising Mandy anywhere else like the Wimbledon website and such — I’ll just say it was a victory for the fans. Look at that picture, Henman Hill (or Murray Mound, whatever) is full. People that don’t have tickets for CC are seating there at open air at 10 pm to watch tennis. I, personally, want Mandy to take the whole thing. Hell, Rafa isn’t playing and I don’t have any high hopes for Juanqui. I like seeing crowds happy (most of the time). A British champion would make a beautiful day at Wimbledon and in all London.

Now, onto Muzzah’s chances of taking the crown. I think a tough match like this is important for building up his mental side during the tournament. Specially an unique one like this one with the roof closed and all. Seriously, IMPORTANT ROOF IS IMPORTANT. I had to mention that. Just ask @Wimbledon. I was surprised they didn’t manage to put “roof” in Twitter’s Trending Topics. I think Murray can take out Federer, but oh boy, I don’t want to jinx him. That’s the British press’ job!

And about the shallow part of the match: Kim‘s white blazer is very cute, innit?

Actually, white blazer, black t-shirt and short denim shorts? I give the whole outfit an A+.

P.S.  I tried to make Judy out of focus in the picture…….. it didn’t work.

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